Episode 143: Because I'm An Adult Jones’n 2 Branch Out podcast

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Join Ryan and Alysha for another episode packed with laughs (and maybe a little too much peen talk). This week, they dive into their latest binge-watch obsession, Alysha’s much-needed “alone time,” and the art of initiating in the bedroom. Plus, they tackle some very important gym attire discussions—because peen prints and cheek checks matter! Buckle up for a wild ride! Timestamps: Intro – 1:11 Branch Binging Paradise – 7:07 Peen Talk – 14:24 Initiating in the Bedroom – 29:57 Gym Attire: Peen Print & Cheek Check – 36:39 Outro – 47:40 Tune in and don’t forget to subscribe for more unfiltered fun! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 149: We Gotta Shut Up! 1:08:43

πριν 12 μέρες1:08:43

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Today’s episode will have you rolling on the floor laughing as Ryan and Alysha take you on a wild ride of unfiltered tangents and questionable debates. Ever wondered if boogers at work are an HR violation? Should doves really be released at funerals, or is that just for movies? And seriously—why doesn’t Amazon have an incognito mode for those totally normal purchases? Buckle up for a chaotic, laugh-filled episode where we overshare, go off-topic (a lot), and leave you with a cliffhanger that will make you come back next week to listen. Timestamps: Intro – 1:38 Branch Binging – 6:16 Boogers at Work – 16:33 Old Lady at Work (What is She Doing?) – 23:49 We Talk Too Much – 26:58 The Vagina Tree – 33:11 Incognito Mode for Amazon & eBay – 42:17 Doves at Funerals – 48:30 Weird Home Purchases – 52:42 Celebrity Privilege – 59:40 “Not Enough Pee Pee” Cliffhanger – 1:05:34 Outro – 1:08:10 Grab your snacks, press play, and try not to spit out your drink laughing. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 148: You Can't Say That!! 36:49

πριν 19 μέρες36:49

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We’re keeping it light and fun in today’s episode! We dive into Valentine’s Day talk, live-react to the Paradise trailer, and get into some wild word origins (I mean we definitely can’t say these outside!). Plus, we wrap things up with some TIFU stories and a few one-liners from Alysha’s latest read—though Ryan is not impressed. Timestamps: Intro - 1:14 Last Black History Month According to Google – 2:44 Valentine’s Day – 7:25 Live React to Paradise Trailer – 11:45 Word Origins & Double Meanings – 14:58 TIFU Stories – 22:44 Dildo's and Dragons (Quotes From Alysha's books) - 30:33 And don’t miss the next episode—Ryan’s bringing poetry bars after calling Alysha’s lines wack. Stay tuned! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 147: Super Skating Samaritan 45:31

πριν 21 μέρες45:31

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Start your week with us as we dive into our latest Severance updates, family adventures, and unexpected dilemmas! In this episode, we’re sharing updates on our Severance binge (and how some people have their own severance program on social media), family skating outing, and our thoughts on this year’s Super Bowl—including Kendrick Lamar’s halftime performance. Plus, Alysha might be laying low from any Good Samaritan duties for a while… tune in to find out why! Timestamps: Branch Binging – 3:12 Social Media Severance – 7:17 Family Skating Outing – 10:38 Super Bowl Thoughts – 21:34 Kendrick Lamar Halftime Performance – 28:09 Good Samaritan Gone Wrong – 32:54 Hit play and join the conversation! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 146: This Is 40....(Almost) 38:47

πριν 26 μέρες38:47

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In today’s episode, we chat about the Final Destination teaser trailer—will it live up to the originals? Then, we dive into the Grammy’s fashion hits and misses—why do some celebs go “all out” while others barely wear anything? Next, we discuss El Salvador’s controversial plan to house American criminals in their infamous mega-prison. We wrap things up with a wild Today I Fucked Up story and some hilarious nostalgia from Ryan’s childhood. Timestamps: 1:27 - Intro 4:12 - Final Destination New Trailer 10:13 - Grammy Wears or Don’t Wears? 18:28 - El Salvador’s Most Uncomfortable Prison 24:49 - TIFU Story: Caught watching PrOn in the dumbest way 37:27 - Outro Hit play and join the conversation! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 145: Dumb and Dangerous 43:10

πριν 28 μέρες43:10

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In today’s episode, we dive into what we’ve been binge-watching—Severance and The Handmaid’s Tale—and all the wild twists that have us hooked. Then, we unpack our latest parent-teacher conference experience… Are they lowkey teaching kids to have ADD and be RACESES (It sounds worse vocally from a teacher) ? And finally, we tackle one of life’s biggest mysteries—why the hell does every men’s bathroom smell like piss?! Timestamps: 1:11 - Intro 2:54 - Branch Binging & Royal Rumble 11:54 - Severance Deep Dive 16:53 - Handmaid’s Tale Madness 24:57 - They Teaching RACESES & Giving Kids ADD? 34:21 - Public Bathrooms at Work—Why Tho? 42:32 - Outro Hit play and let’s get into it! #Podcast #BingeWatching #PublicBathroomMysteries Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 144: Life Just Be Imitating 48:31

πριν 5 weeks48:31

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In today’s episode, we dive into the wild world of America’s current state, tackling some truly unbelievable moments. Is the U.S. turning into The Handmaid’s Tale? Why is “Scott” struggling to explain his take on the Elon “salute”? And did Mississippi really try to pass that bill? But it’s not all doom and gloom—we lighten things up with a TIFU story, a debate on what actually counts as “spicing up the bedroom,” and, of course, some hilariously bad choices. Grab a drink, settle in, and join us for laughs, unfiltered commentary, and the BS of America. Timestamps: 3:53 – America is imitating The Handmaid’s Tale? 13:15 – Stuttering Scott Scared To Salute 19:06 – The Mississippi bill that has us shaking our heads 26:39 – TIFU: Today I F’d Up 31:57 – What does “spicing up the bedroom” really mean? 40:28 – Bad choices & questionable decisions Tune in, laugh with us (or at us), and let’s break it all down together! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 143: Because I'm An Adult 39:40

πριν 5 weeks39:40

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On this episode we return after missing a week to explain like we always do, Adulting just means you gotta be out and about when you don't even want to. We discuss plans to do some live episodes in the near future. Also is reverse body dysmorphia a thing? Like a Jonah Hill affect. Whats the deal with these green eyed actors getting all this love like every 7 years? We go over our youngest son practicing for a spelling bee and these new words that must've came with New Math in schools. Timestamps: 01:24 - Intro 05:06 - Look'n Back on the Past Post and Beef w/Ozempic 12:52 - Lightskinned British Bastards: Aaron Pierre 18:55 - Family BabyShower Beef 24:32 - Spelling Bee Training 35:38 - Problems with Perfection Tune in this episode for some laughs and to let us know if you got the dictionary update with your Adult OS. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 142:Holy Ghost and Holey Jeans 41:13

πριν 7 weeks41:13

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In this episode, we’re tackling some big questions—like what draws people to church and what drives them away. We also unpack some wild religious practices, including an Apostolic church making women apologize for being pregnant. Yes, really. Ever wonder who decides what gets a national “day”? We do too, and we’re talking about that…along with the concept of a national day of mourning for Jimmy Carter. Oh, and did you know there’s incest in the Bible? Yeah, we went there. Finally, what are “d-ckbeaters”? We’re just as confused as you, but we’ll try to figure it out together. Time Stamps: 1:09 - Intro 2:40 - Church going & religion 7:39 - Women apologizing for pregnancy? 13:40 - National day of mourning for Jimmy Carter 20:59 - Incest in the Bible 26:43 - Armed & Podding 32:52 - The mystery of “d-ckbeaters” Brace yourself for laughs, deep dives, and plenty of WTF moments in today’s episode! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 141: Don't Bring a Peen to a Gun fight! 43:01

πριν 7 weeks43:01

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In today’s episode, we’re diving into our latest binge obsession: The Ultimatum—who’s staying together, who’s calling it quits, and all the drama in between. Then, we’re sharing our current audiobook listens, and is 1.75x speed too fast? But wait…what’s a “fearection”? Ryan spills on his bizarre fear response and a newly discovered phobia that has us waiting for day light savings to be over. Plus, we’re talking self-driving cars, Squid Game lies, and why too many cooks in the kitchen might just be the scariest thing of all. Time Stamps: 3:36 - The Ultimatum binge breakdown 14:18 - Audiobook recommendations 19:14 - What’s a “fearection”? 22:25 - Ryan’s new fear unlocked 27:32 - Too many chefs in the kitchen 32:45 - Self-driving car and Squid Game fact or fiction Tune in for laughs, confessions, and a few things that might just give you a fearection too! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 140: Hot 2 Trot 52:18

πριν 8 weeks52:18

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We know we’ve been gone for a minute, but here’s the long (and short) version of what’s kept us away. From Vegas drama to the middle child enigma, we’re catching you up on everything that’s been happening. • 1:11- Intro: Did we mention that We’re back? • 3:31 - Back to Vegas: Middle Child Girl Problems • 17:37 - Middle Child Enigma: We got school beef • 31:01- Project: Observation In-Law(s) It’s been a journey—tune in for all the stories, laughs, and reflections!” Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 139: Third Time's the Ch-...Lemme tell you about the number 3.... 45:36

πριν 8 weeks45:36

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We’re back—this time for real, for real! Life has been lifing, but we’re here to catch you up on everything. From making it back home after Vegas to holiday woes, we’re diving into it all. • Intro: We’re back at it! 3:17 • Vegas Recap: Finally home! 4:18 • Back to Business: Lysha B Creative 23:36 • Election Talk: 30:15 • Holiday Woes: It’s that time of year… 32:34 • The Jones’iNtroverts: 36:30 Join us for a mix of laughs, reflections, and real talk in this episode!” Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 138: No Way Home From No Neck Country 48:40

πριν 32 weeks48:40

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We know, We know. We're way off posting schedule but at this point if we don't get make it home in time, a new episode would've released by August. Thanks to my Uncle for letting us use his gear to record. Then we ran into another issue, we got Sick in Vegas. When it rains it pours and it rarely rains here. We have all this to blame thanks to American Airlines. Don't worry we discuss EVERYTHING about that, and Ryan isn't done, not until some sort of compensation. Timestamps: 0:37 - Intro 2:19 - Vegas Traveling, The Airline from hell 9:45 - What we've seen on the trip 19:15 - Who Gets Sick during the Summer...and a Heatwave 25:48 - Lysha's Experience: Dinner and the Strip 33:07 - Let's get back to this Airline from Hell 47:44 - We got more but We Gotta Get back home. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 137: Nothing But Bad Choices 34:19

πριν 34 weeks34:19

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In this episode, we catch up on some great movies we binged and discuss why the 4th of July is overrated for us. We also get into why we (Americans) are obsessed with Mukbangs and food eating contests and don’t get Ryan started about the “jello”. New this week we played Branch Bad choices (BBC- ok we’re still working on the name) and talked about Alysha sleeping her way to the top and asked Ryan if his friendliness has ever been misinterpreted. Listen to the full episode to hear our take. TIME STAMPS 2:19 Middle child is girlfriend obsessed 7:35 Branch binging- inside out and Beverly Hills Axel F 12:15 4th of July crazies 16:45 Are we big backed or big headed? 22:56 Ryan will never look at jello the same 25:04 Branch bad choices Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 136: Pathological Parenting 35:32

πριν 35 weeks35:32

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Britannica Dictionary definition of PATHOLOGICAL. 1. : extreme in a way that is not normal or that shows an illness or mental problem In this episode, we BRANCH binging!!!! (Maybe we’ll see) to discuss "Dark Matter" and the "Tell Them You Love Me" doc on Netflix. We also discuss pathological liars and incriminating child neglect videos AND YOU POSTED THIS on social media? Finally we talk with Ryan about his lifetime grudge and how his 16 year old self reacts at the sight of one person. TIME STAMPS 3:24 Branch binging is back 4:10 Dark Matter -Tell them you love me 16:01 Pathological liars 23:10 Parental neglect on social media 27:00 Is holding grudges over 30 healthy? Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 135: Put these SuperGrandparents on Child Support 42:27

πριν 36 weeks42:27

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On this episode we get into the revelation of something we've never come across before or is it a Pot Luck? I don't know but lets get into these Grandparents of this generation. Hear me out on this, slide them a prepaid card and link an account for the kids... do with that information as you will. Robux and Vbucks is running a muck in these streets and something gotta GIIIIVE!!! Also, let's get something straight...if you live in the countryside, just lock ya doors okay. Timestamps: 3:27- Family Reunions, they for everybody...Right? 11:28 - Chime these Grandparents FOR THE KIDS!!! 15:28 - Roblox Money 23:02 - The Walk of Love, how do you swerve it as Parents? 28:15 - Why is it Always the Bee's Man!!! 36:20 - Just....Lock Them Doors, Please!! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 134: Too Much Freaky Fiction Going On 39:19

πριν 36 weeks39:19

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This episode we get into the debate that has shaken up some friends with the Man vs Bear debate with Ryan having different opinions on the matter. Then we discuss the tribulations of outdoor Graduation ceremonies and this new college courses going on for the kids of the future. Have you been to your local Walmart lately? At this point you're an employee and customer, I swear foh gawd they ask for my receipt one more time. Can we get into these freaky ass laws we have in this country...based on a fake love story. Apologies for the audio issues the previous episodes, we didn't test the audio beforehand. Timestamps: 3:27 -Man vs Bear 10:26- Graduation 18:20 - Hogwarts and Honorary Doctorate foolery 25:21-Romeo and Juliet Laws 32:34 - "I'm the Employee now" Walmart hiring us Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 133: Zoomin on Trips like Lil Einsteins 51:07

πριν 37 weeks51:07

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During this episode of Jones'n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha return to catch up on the stories we've missed, including Alysha's 'common sense' blind spots, Girl math and the DoomsDay Clock. Why Ryan swears off chaperoning field trips with kids who exceed his height, also a recap of Ryan's birthday weekend in New Jersey trying to Touch The Sky like Kanye. Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! TIME STAMPS 2:34 -Things Alysha doesn't know (I mean who knew California had a whole forest?) 9:11 -Ryan's sketchy trail walk 15:42 -Why Ryan will never chaperone another field trip 25:34 -Jersey Driving, skydiving, go kart racing and BEAR sighting? 41:40 -Next trip is to Vegas and Alysha's already acting like a bird. 47:10 -Doom Scrolling Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 132: WE Back For Real, For Real(Lettuce 🥬 Explain) 29:40

πριν 37 weeks29:40

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Let's get into this hiatus, also Alysha's telltale 'finger steeple,' like Mr. Burns when somebody touches her property. Ryan's discusses his employment free agency and his continued pet peeve about 'fur babies. Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! TIME STAMPS 2:43 -Let's recap this LOOOOONNNGGG ASSSS hiatus 8:16 -Knee Squeeze and women always gravitating to Ryan 17:35 -No more work for Ryan (for now), Cause F*** that job 20:34 -People frustrations: Why does everyone have a dog and insist taking it EVERYWHERE Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.131: We gotta get back to Poddin!! 35:31

πριν 1 year35:31

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Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was trying to grab every celebrity on the planet...but we ain't come across no Goofy Marriage pods (we probably weren't looking either but we will). We felt the need to get back into it and give it another go with some changes. New Episodes will be on the First Friday of the month and the Last Friday, our lives are still some what busy and we just don't want that burn out again. Visuals will be available that weekend after posting (Fingers Crossed) 0:00 Fake Podcasters and Microphone Mishaps 13:51 Florida Woman and School Schedules Discussion 23:27 Random Kids and Rain Woes 29:56 Breaking Habits, Changing Lives 34:05 Rambling Discussion on Various Topics (Side note...smh AI did these Chapters, I would never!!) With that being said, thank you for continuing to download our previous episodes during our absence and hope you continue listening. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.130: SneakyVision 51:45

πριν 2 years51:45

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Ya know.... I knew that solo episode was gon be Doo doo butter but let's move past that...just like this year is passing us faster and faster. Halloween is around the corner so you know w- Alysha had to join in on dressing up (since Ryan just can't not wear wigs). We're back, BOF of us! To discuss what's latest in the young family life, like trying to buy our kids costumes and seeing nothing but dicks in the store...are we sure this was the spirit halloween store? IG influencers who just need to pump the brakes on influencing AND discuss how Ly got caught on camera being a NASTY. Timestamps: 01:41 Intro 04:45 Sneaky Sneaky Ly 08:37 Branch Binging Abc's of Death Grimcutty Scary stories to be told in the dark 23:22 Halloween Shenanigans 32:02 Daycare Halloween Scare, gone too far 39:40 Brittney Renner must be stopped! 45:23 Nap Time/Personal Time at Work needs to be Global We said we were gon stop with the visuals...then I remembered how much I spent on this gear LOL, Visuals will be back on our youtube channel Monday! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.129: Post-Nut Poddin!! 24:12

πριν 2 years24:12

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Lemme just close this here private browser real quick, wash my hands....clean up this crime scene....Oh and I didn't record yet! Listen its another solo nig-morning and I'm just now recording this episode. Too many thoughts on the mind and I tell you I could either type it out or be humorous about the problems on this roller coaster in life. I really don't understand that analogy if we ain't talkin about the long line waits, the butterflies in ya guts because you seen a grown ass man cry getting off a ride. It's just a punk ass "up and down" fuckouttahere wit that noise. Sorry I been binging lately and my NY was showing LUL. Anyways it's a short spicy pod tonight and ya know what, I said what I said *Gemini Super Kanye Shrug* Timestamps: Just listen to the episode becuz I write nor did I edit anything Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.128: 13th Parentversary: The Birds And The Bees 46:06

πριν 2 years46:06

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I ain't even gon lie to ya'll, it's a lazy episode Artwork night for me. The gym wore me OUT and my eyes can't stay open for too long on this here PC so deal with it. The birds and the bees talk never happened at my house growing up. I just bought my first condoms after summer school and the rest was history LUL. This episode we get into the growing pains of puberty growing up after our son hit the 13 mark this week. Then we get into some Outrage Marketing that's been going on lately on the interwebs. Speaking of outrage and parenting, how many parents get new J's for their kid and be pissed when they scuffed 2 days later? A mom is mad her child's father is not wearing Name brand shoes, Timestamps: 01:31 - Intro 07:01 - Branch Binging: Uncharted M3GAN Trailer 12:32 - Hitting Puberty back in the day 21:09 - Outrage Marketing 30:31 - Nike's Or Paw Patrol? 36:14 - We don't know this Jones! Alex Jones owe Billi?! 42:20 - Who Set this Slime on "Get Out of my Diner! -circa 1955" on Katy Perry? Visuals will be available over on our Youtube Channel on Monday, Be sure to Subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.127: Feeling A Bit Complete 45:57

πριν 2 years45:57

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This has been the most isolated "staycation" weekend we've had but man was it draining for 48 Hours. First we took a road trip for a funeral service and linked up with west coast family. At one point in the trip Ryan finally had part heart to heart with his father that provided some solidarity for him. Opening up like he came from therapy this weekend, speaking of...one of us takes up therapy and come to find out that Get what you Give in sessions. We close out talking about seeing old friends or classmates out in public.... somebody wants to be in public with the FuckItz... Lets Get into it. Timestamps 01:48 - Intro 4:34 - Branch Binging: Hocus Pocus 2 Review Movie Trailer Talk- Black Panther 2, Mario, Barney Documentary 18:54 - Weekend Shenanigans 30:02 - First Therapy Sessions 37:18 - The Shade Given to Old Friends. Forgot to Edit and Upload previous episode but we'll be back to the routine next week. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.126: Ion Like This Flavor Of Old School 40:55

πριν 2 years40:55

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Well, Well, Well look who's come back! Granted still sounding a lil rough and had the audacity to have a pocket full of cough drops. Alysha returns! We try to talk a walk down memory lane going back to the school where we first met. Problem is that A LOT has changed as attended our oldest son's Open House. So many rules and so much freedom. It ain't right! How many times has your REAL self showed up at work and phrases start to slip? It's the most hilarious and "cringey" (lowkey hate that word) scenario to deal with. Tuh at 33, I thought Salt and Vinegar chips were wild of a scent... I can't imagine the smell opening up a Bag of Pussy potato chips tho.... talk about memory lane. Timestamps: 01:27 - Intro/Return of Alysha! 04:19 - Branch Binging: Schitt's Creek (Netflix) Dahmer (Netflix) 13:05 - Memory Lane/ New Old School 19:23 - Kids Don't Keep NOTHIN Private 24:19 - Professionalism and Code Switching At Work 33:58 - Food News: The Got Bag Of Pussy Potato Chips Ya'll!! (They are shaped like them too) Visuals will be a little late this week, Going out of town for a funeral so expect a Tuesday Release! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.125: You Never Go Full Budden!!! 27:32

πριν 2 years27:32

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If ya'll know where that Title comes from, I will Cash app you $20 LUL. Oh how I do hate taking these random spur of the moment breaks. For a moment, I was ready to wave the white flag AGAIN. I'm going to save that topic for another episode but last week our kids got sick, which resulted into this week Alysha has been sick. Thought about skipping the week again, but then I had other ideas. Maybe go solo and see how well this goes. Besides a few "Um's" it's like streaming again on Twitch...talking to myself lol. Still kept with the format and has some NEWS to discuss with my co-host as well so we'll see how this turns out from today. Timestamps: 01:30 Intro 4:25 - Branch Binging Cyberpunk Edgerunners Arrested Development Moonfall 9:05 - F*Ck It, We'll Go LIVE!! (Almost Went Live This Episode, Next time?) 10:56 - Nah I'm Pretty sure we Discussed This NyQuil Chicken Shit before 14:38 - Umma Do ME!.... Respectfully Of Course 21:06 - Sneaky Links At The Gym Is CRAZY!! Visuals for the latest episode will be Available on Monday over on our YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.124: Back 2 School, 2nd Best Time Of The Year 50:32

πριν 2 years50:32

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Oh if our old asses could rejoice and do flips on our front yard, we would with school back in session. This prob had to be the loudest summer we had to deal with at home. Now we're back to having a break for ourselves at home and grumpy attitudes in the morning. This week we showed our age starting off the birthday seasons in the house on a Ninja Warrior course. We get into our Branch Binging Bag of course and then take skip down memory lane with First day of school memories. With the Fall season here, out comes the heathens and their eyeballs lookin for grey sweatpants and Ryan's tired of his body being policed and Ly is sore from bedroom shenanigans. Lets get into it. Timestamps: 01:34 - Intro 2:46 - Ninja Lab Birthday Pain/Back 2 School 9:00 - Branch Binging The Way Down (HBO Max) HTGAWM (Netflix) Echoes (Netflix) 22:45 - First Day Of School Memories 29:23 - SweatPants Season Is Upon Us 32:10 - Manhandling Problems 35:36 - Hickies Have Been and Will always be Weird and Childish 39:16 - Husband/Wife Using 17,000 From joint account Visuals will Hopefully be returning this week, Head over to our Youtube channel to subscribe and leave a comment, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.123 - Lawyer'd: The Case Of The Angry Vagine 53:53

πριν 3 years53:53

53:53

One of these days I'm gonna learn to avoid bringing up the topics DAYS before we record LUL. The debating that happens between us is worth it for the pod. This episode was giving some Mars Vs Venus vibes... She-Hulk Vs Hulk Anger levels. One can keep it in check while the other is always angry, ya know the shtick. Today what got us going was the Art Teacher that got more curves than a box of crayons. We discuss the importance of separating Career from Personal life on social media. Always we discuss another marriage pod and the translation of "Awake Vagina". Lets' get into the episode Timestamps: 01:31 - Intro/ Back 2 School is Coming! 04:38 - Branch Binging: Love Life (HBO Max) Caught In the Act: Unfaithful (VH1) Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist (Netflix) World News 20:04 - AirDrop That Cock to The CockPit 24:03 - Florida Woman Goes Ocean 2 at Dollar Tree with Her son 31:45 - Explain This Awake Vagina? Not This one But the Term 36:30 - Influencer Vs Role Model: Curvy Ass Art Teacher Sorry the last episode didn't get posted but we back to it for Next Monday, Make sure to check out the Youtube Channel for the visuals. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.122 Bedroom Terms and Agreements 41:33

πριν 3 years41:33

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Well I feel like we haven't had a one sided pod in minute! Ya know, when one of us comes prepared with things to discuss and the other just nods there head and wave. This episode we got into the personal side of things. First we get into Ryan's latest dieting issues and then future Youtube channel plans for the hell of it. I feel like the hardest thing to bring into a relationship...besides kids, are insecurities. Feeling a way about ya self that affects ya partner always is slippery slope. I really don't know how we got on the topic of pegging and freaky partners Sexploring but here we are. Timestamps: 01:23 - Intro 07:14 - Branch Binging Prey (Hulu) Old (Hbo Max) NOPE 19:02 - YouTube Channel Ideas 21:58 - Insecurities in Marriage 32:05 - Masturbation and Performing in Front of Partner Visuals for the latest episode will be available on our Youtube Channel over at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Ep.121 How Did This HapPenis? 42:17

πριν 3 years42:17