Ep.122 Bedroom Terms and Agreements

Jones’n 2 Branch Out

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This week, in what might be the funniest episode yet, Molly and Emese are joined by co-stars Amy Schumer and Brianne Howey. They get candid about motherhood, career evolution, and their new film, Kinda Pregnant —which unexpectedly led to Amy’s latest health discovery. Amy opens up about how public criticism led her to uncover her Cushing syndrome diagnosis, what it’s like to navigate comedy and Hollywood as a mom, and the importance of sharing birth stories without shame. Brianne shares how becoming a mother has shifted her perspective on work, how Ginny & Georgia ’s Georgia Miller compares to real-life parenting, and the power of female friendships in the industry. We also go behind the scenes of their new Netflix film, Kinda Pregnant —how Molly first got the script, why Amy and Brianne were drawn to the project, and what it means for women today. Plus, they reflect on their early career struggles, the moment they knew they “made it,” and how motherhood has reshaped their ambitions. From career highs to personal challenges, this episode is raw, funny, and packed with insights. Mentioned in the Episode: Kinda Pregnant Ginny & Georgia Meerkat 30 Rock Last Comic Standing Charlie Sheen Roast Inside Amy Schumer Amy Schumer on the Howard Stern Show Trainwreck Life & Beth Expecting Amy 45RPM Clothing Brand A Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts and follow us at @sonypodcasts To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

πριν 3 χρόνια 41:33

Well I feel like we haven't had a one sided pod in minute! Ya know, when one of us comes prepared with things to discuss and the other just nods there head and wave. This episode we got into the personal side of things. First we get into Ryan's latest dieting issues and then future Youtube channel plans for the hell of it. I feel like the hardest thing to bring into a relationship...besides kids, are insecurities. Feeling a way about ya self that affects ya partner always is slippery slope. I really don't know how we got on the topic of pegging and freaky partners Sexploring but here we are.
Timestamps:
01:23 - Intro
07:14 - Branch Binging
Prey (Hulu)
Old (Hbo Max)
NOPE
19:02 - YouTube Channel Ideas
21:58 - Insecurities in Marriage
32:05 - Masturbation and Performing in Front of Partner
Visuals for the latest episode will be available on our Youtube Channel over at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

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Ep.122 Bedroom Terms and Agreements

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