Episode 142:Holy Ghost and Holey Jeans

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National Geographic photographer and conservationist Jaime Rojo has spent decades capturing the beauty and fragility of the monarch butterfly. Their epic migration is one of nature’s most breathtaking spectacles, but their survival is under threat. In this episode, Jaime shares how his passion for photography and conservation led him to document the monarchs’ journey. He and host Brian Lowery discuss the deeper story behind his award-winning images, one about resilience, connection, and the urgent need to protect our natural world. See Jaime's story on the monarch butterflies at his website: rojovisuals.com , and follow Brian Lowery at knowwhatyousee.com .…

πριν περίπου ένα χρόνο 41:13

Finally, what are “d-ckbeaters”? We’re just as confused as you, but we’ll try to figure it out together.

Time Stamps:

1:09 - Intro

2:40 - Church going & religion

7:39 - Women apologizing for pregnancy?

13:40 - National day of mourning for Jimmy Carter

20:59 - Incest in the Bible

26:43 - Armed & Podding

32:52 - The mystery of “d-ckbeaters”

Brace yourself for laughs, deep dives, and plenty of WTF moments in today’s episode!

Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message!

Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!
Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546

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1. Episode 142:Holy Ghost and Holey Jeans (00:00:00)

2. Intro (00:01:09)

3. Church going & religion (00:02:40)

4. Women apologizing for pregnancy? (00:07:39)

5. National day of mourning for Jimmy Carter (00:13:40)

6. Incest in the Bible (00:20:59)

7. Armed & Podding (00:26:43)

8. The mystery of “d-ckbeaters” (00:32:52)

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Episode 142:Holy Ghost and Holey Jeans

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Finally, what are “d-ckbeaters”? We’re just as confused as you, but we’ll try to figure it out together.

Time Stamps:

1:09 - Intro

2:40 - Church going & religion

7:39 - Women apologizing for pregnancy?

13:40 - National day of mourning for Jimmy Carter

20:59 - Incest in the Bible

26:43 - Armed & Podding

32:52 - The mystery of “d-ckbeaters”

Brace yourself for laughs, deep dives, and plenty of WTF moments in today’s episode!

Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message!

Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!
Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546

Κεφάλαια

1. Episode 142:Holy Ghost and Holey Jeans (00:00:00)

2. Intro (00:01:09)

3. Church going & religion (00:02:40)

4. Women apologizing for pregnancy? (00:07:39)

5. National day of mourning for Jimmy Carter (00:13:40)

6. Incest in the Bible (00:20:59)

7. Armed & Podding (00:26:43)

8. The mystery of “d-ckbeaters” (00:32:52)

151 επεισόδια

#Society #Lifestyle #Comedy #Cookie Mobst3r #Upstate Ny #Troy #Branch #Albany

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