Getting a little weird on the zoom. The Notes: Nelson doesn’t have leather driving gloves! The stressful world of high society heisting is not a place for romance! Who’s trying to be out there heisting in a Star War!? Danger Turducken! D&D DM’s advice for love and lovemaking! Why doesn’t anyone ask Will for lovemaking tips? Will’s Top 5 Lovemaking …

Football season zooming! The Notes: Nelson is distracted! Nelson is in a Cowboys-themed hell of his own devising! Put the jetpack dancers in the Superbowl halftime show, you cowards! Double Dragon was based on a true story! Is your management style more Billy or Jimmy!? Will’s yoga misconceptions! Top 5 Worst Animals to Put Leg Warmers On! Amateur …

Tina is joined by Gina after surviving going septic after a mishap in the ER and they discuss the latest on the Diddy fallout and how the Kardashians might be involved, David Foster and his child bride in couples counseling, The RHONY season premier, a MomTok update and thoughts on Tamra's latest bullshit. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram…

Recorded this right after the last one, 2 in one night, so the notes aren’t great. You know the drill. The Notes: Top 5 September 29th Occurrences! The Last Hot Dino Summer! Will likes a wet dino! That’s a bad dino pool party! The workbooks are coming, we swear! Will also likes a wet He-man! What does He-Man smell like!? We’re writing He-man erotic…

Gina and Tina recap Gina's Birthday weekend and her 3 year daughters party, the disappointment of yet another Bears loss, more Diddy fallout, a trivia that falls flat, the premier of Salt Lake City, and the other Mormon show and adventures in Wordle. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Tina and returning guest host Sarah get ready for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premiere, discuss the P. Diddy "Freak-Off's" and indictment, a political update on Trump's 3rd assassination attempt, a review of The Perfect Couple, and Sarah's thoughts on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offens…

Long football Sunday zoom. The Notes: Our love for you runs all year long! Desi Arnaz, drummer vs Desi Arnaz, husband! The ‘ol double brown! What can double brown do for you! He was a vanilla fella! Romance is impossible when you’re sloughing! Will’s sloughing face is a horror to behold, listeners! No matter what you’re sloughing, the face remains …

Tina & Gina celebrate the Bear's win, discuss Gina's impending move, caviar chicken nuggies, thoughts on the debate, fashion week recap and feelings of love being dead after the news of Rachel Zoe and Roger divorcing. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcastΑπό τον Tina & Gina

Opening Sunday of football zoom! The Notes (I’ll level with you, they’re not great): Will’s struggle vs the episode numbers continues! Will calls out his mother’s frugality! Lil’ dainty bags of tea you steep! I just rawdogged my tea (oh my, oh me)! Nelson messes with Texas! We’re talking Rings of Power season 2 (we say just skip ahead a little if y…

Gina is back and her and Tina discuss the latest on the Artem arrest, Labor Day shenanigans, Mauricio being in hot water for a 3rd week in a row, Jax's diagnosis, thoughts on Greek life, and excitement for the first Chicago Bears game of the season! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Doing that 2 episodes in one afternoon thing, which means these notes ain’t great. The Notes: It’s still personal! 2 Double Deuce 2 Bsement! #WillsWorstAnalogy! Hashtag editing! Everything that killed Ernest Hemingway! Will saw a show (with a personal connection)! What we’re watching! Will is watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself! Ollie turned 9 last wee…

Tina is joined by guest host Sarah to celebrate back to school, discuss the engagement of Johnny J and Alexis, speculate on what went down with Artem and Nikki Bella, thoughts on if Teresa and Melissa really would reconcile to save the show, and a recap of this season's Big Brother. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcas…

Back in person after all that zooming! The Notes: This time it’s personal (in person)! Coming at you live from Will’s basement! Ollie got Star Wars Legos for his birthday! Back in our day, Star Wars toys were a subsistence economy! Will’s VR Lawrence report! Will is an elven assassin! False assassin advertising! Will’s got that deer urine on him! W…

Tina and Gina get political and provide a full recap on the Democratic National Convention, Tina reviews a new supper club, they discuss their complete shock and surprise of the Bennifer divorce filing, and dig into a conspiracy theory about Blue Ivy. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Zooming it out with special drop in by Ollie! The Notes: Ollie brings us in! Ollie has been licking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles again! Robert Plant’s Road Less Traveled! More power please! Favorite poems! Faded love and stolen hams! Nerd poetry! Love is complicated, like Pathfinder! Them plusses get plussier! Plussy vs Ferguson! We watched some mo…

Tina is joined by guest host Nikki to catch up on their fun weekend together in Chicago, a recap on the Olympics, TomTom rebrand rumors, the return of Stassi, their anticipation of the Love Island reunion and much more all on ZOOM! Forgive us in advance for even worse sound quality issues than normal! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No…

Zooming with Ollie! The Notes: Boy zoomies! Burger trains! Don’t be afraid of salt, Fritz! New car Sunday! Mo new car mo problems! Nelson’s brain is rebooting! Questions with Ollie! The real cause of the Great War! The answer to most questions is Will’s mom! Orthodontics in your 40’s is living the dream! Ex-Mayor radio! We have a potential future g…

Tina and Gina try and record while the Blue Angels practice for the Air and Water Show, they dig dip into the Jersey Finale, they talk Olympics, and come up with an idea for a different running mate for Kamala. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcastΑπό τον Tina & Gina

Zooming it. Nelson wasn’t feeling great, so sorry for the lackluster notes. The Lackluster Notes: It’s Olympics time! Will’s college apartment was like the Olympics! Will likes to poke around in those brains! You don’t want those balls on you! We like a good ball smack! Will is our House of the Dragon correspondent! What are we watching! Thoughts o…

Tina and Gina recap their weekends and Tina's adventures in Wisconsin. They give a full Olympics recap including their thoughts on swimming in the Seine, and a special Olympics edition of trivia. They talk about the scary epidemic of tongue ties, and their excitement for another Lalapalooza. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_B…

Too hot not to zoom! The Notes: Mysterious, misty, mid-450’s! How the goblins go! Jesus never killed a balrog! Summer Curling 2: Electric Boogaloo! You can buy anything down on Electric Avenue! Electric Avenue is a young man’s game! Will’s ex-wife didn’t appreciate German prostitutes! Nelson recommends Sunny on Apple! How to get a robot high! Nelso…

Tina and Gina reunite at the TikTok hostel to discuss the latest news in politics, the hard hitting stories from this weeks Bravo shows, celeb gender reveals, the SWAT teams visit to Gina's and much more! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcastΑπό τον Tina & Gina

Late night zoom, so Nelson is stoned! The Notes: Will’s number guessing crossroads is approaching! Will is reviewing KC Fringe shows this year with Karate Sampson, and he’s got the real shit for us! Will is obsessed with people liking him! Paraesthetically bad beer demands! St. Louis’s racist pizza and baseball teams! Aside from the racist pizza, M…

Tina and new guest host Cait sit down to discuss weekend wedding adventures, thoughts on Arianna's latest lawsuit, concern for Bianca and her unending overexposure, a full Love Island rundown and more! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcastΑπό τον Tina & Gina

Zooming straight into your hearts! The Notes: Will is intense and constipated! This one is for the dyslexics! Ollie checks in to remind us about death! Growing coke nails for Summer Youth Theatre! The Legend of the Brown Brine lives on! Whale earwax! Perfect for cave lubrication! Bifocal gang! International I-70! Salting the earth at the McDonalds …

Gina and Tina are back to celebrate surviving the 4th of July and the violence in Chicago, their excitement about Gypsy Rose and Lindsay Hubbard's pregnancy announcements, the difference between "good messy" and "bad messy", and they reminisce about the MTV Next days. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Post June rush zoomin’. The Notes: Will’s got that echo in him! Will’s music career is taking off! #IsPostMaloneCut?! Our money’s on Stefan as the fittest Deuce listener! Congrats Europe on getting/staying less fascist! Jean Valjean, election surrogate! Will’s got a house for Nelson’s wheels! US politics is Nelson’s marketing kryptonite! Will’s new…

Tina and Gina recap The Rolling Stones concert, chat about their 4th of July plans, discuss the Presidential Debate and their plans to help this country's migration crisis by migrating out of the US, and their plans to convince Oprah to run for president. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Zoomed 2 weeks ago to be ready for the Live Show and Will's birthday, second show, bad notes, you know the drill! The Notes: We’re time travel nonsense-ing from the future past again! What a live show last week (we hope)! The lizard people learn that the greatest weapon is patience! Beastmaster vs beast people! Reminiscing about V and the diminishi…

Tina and Gina discuss Gina's new temporary TikTok housing where she plans to become a full-time influencer amongst her new young neighbors, a recap of Tina's travels and Gina's concerts, thoughts on this weeks Jersey brawl, and the return of NASCAR to Chicago and their plans NOT to attend this year. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_O…

Live from the beautiful upstairs at Blade and Timber in downtown Lawrence, Kansas with guests galore! Competition, democracy, fabulous prizes! What a mitzvah! The Notes (tbh it’s a blur): Will breaks from tradition and Nelson is scared! Which of us is Double, which one is Deuce!? Fist tattoos! Will doesn’t think Ireland has had cars for long, like …

Father’s Day zoom! The Notes: Live show next week, don’t miss it! Nelson’s headcanon! George Lucas science! Will’s birthday in two weeks, don’t miss it! Willy Wonka vs colonialism! Lord of the Flies! Sorry again, England! The smoking teacher’s lounge! Old-timey laws! Gateway shoes! The flipflop to heroin pipeline! Ask a ninja! Internet dark ages an…

Tina and Gina are joined by Teresa from Nashville to discuss Tina's ideas for the cult she wants to start, the confusion of the people that thinking dancing on Tic Tock is a long term career, whether or not we think Beyonce is actually missing, and thoughts on the Fallen Idol documentary. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_…

Zooming again, and boy howdy did Nelson do a bad job taking notes! The Notes: Live Show in 2 weeks! We’re the inspiration! Busker Fest Corner! Busks v Treats! Ollie got a new hat! Broadway baseball! Baseball hats and the treats that come within! Walking nachos! Pneumonia v nachos! Tuberculosis, ennui, and PTSD! Sports Corner! The US is good at cric…

Tina and Gina celebrate their 1 year anniversary of the podcast and kick off Season 3 with the exciting news of the show no-one asked for with Hillary Baldwin from Boston, they discuss the finale of The Valley and the mutual hatred of Jax, ideas for a new venue for JLo, and what Will Smith, Adam Sandler, and Jim Carey have in common. Give us 5 star…

Tina and Gina are joined by Sarah to close out Season 2 with a full Vanderpump dissection now that the reunion has come to an end, thoughts on the end of an era with Hub51 closing, their second-hand embarrassment for Bethenny Frankel and the Chanel joke that as gone too far and more. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podca…

Recorded in person (2nd one of the night, ruh-roh!) with special guests: our lawyer Matt “Spicy Beef” Gaus, Jacqueline Grunau, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd! The Notes (such as they are): In the Memorial Day future past! Happy birthday, Nelson! James Van Der Beek learned everything he knows from Nelson! Nelson is not taking care of himself! Will’s troub…

Recorded in person with special guests: our lawyer Matt “Spicy Beef” Gaus, Jacqueline Grunau, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd! The Notes (such as they are): Bluey’s Dad can get it! Daddy Pig can not get it! Ollie’s Movie Title Corner! Fat Bastard Orphan! Eggplant in My Butt! Adolf Hitler’s Farmer’s Market Fiasco! Jeffrey Dahmer vs 9/11! Dune 2 vs Jaws! My…

Gina is back and her and Tina catch up on Gina's latest travels, the Casino party, Tina's adventures in new restaurants and her chemo update, their thoughts on Bethenny's Chanel rejection, the possible downfall of Bennifer part 2, and much more. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Thunderstorm zoom! The Notes: It’s thunderstormin’! Live show coming up June 22nd! Will’s birthday the following Friday (June 28th), location TBA! Will vs England! Not since the War of 1812! Will really owes Brexit and Harry & Meghan one! White on white on white! The biting flies of western Kansas! Crevice hunting! Nelson underwater roads Will! Emb…

Tina and guest host Sarah talk about the latest in local restaurants, their thoughts on the future of Vanderpump rules and thoughts on the reunion, Sarah's love for Jax, Tina's new favorite show OMG Fashion and their street fest plans for the weekend. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Mother’s Day Zoom! The Notes: Live Show on June 22nd with our new friends at Blade & Timber! Nelson’s Dad would have wanted you to buy Nelson a beer! Learn from Nelson’s mistakes about 9/11! Spies, they’re just like us! Communist Witch Hunt Corner! We would not have named names! Amendments Corner aka Will dodges a bullet! Happy Mother’s Day! Hydran…

Gina is back and her and Tina talk Mothers Day, Gina's upcoming kids cruise, Hand Foot and Mouth Disease, Baby Mama Drama, Fashion Disruptors, Met Gala Fashion thoughts, New Jersey Housewives premier week, and the modern day East Coast vs. West Coast rap war. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Zoomin it and zoomin and zoomin it well. The Notes: Will pushes it like Salt-N-Pepa! OJ Simpson posthumously proving free money is worse than murder, apparently! Next Live Show: Saturday, 6/22, 8pm at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Will debunks reasons not to give us your money! We still miss Andy! Babcock Place rues the day! Batman corner! Your R…

Tina is back from Italy and Sarah fills in for Gina as they recap their recent travels, the epic, sudden downfall of Foxtrot, all the latest in Pop Culture, the good old days of the CW, Sarah's extreme love of Dawson's Creek, Tina's disgust for the new Mean Girls movie, and much more! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podc…

Back on our zoom bullshit! The Notes: The live show is dead, long live the live show! Will calls a listener’s child the antichrist again! Will has a dorky confession! Gateway dorkiness! That one’s on Steve-Joe! HSN is lyrically out-of-pocket! Walmart: The Movie! The final boss of late-stage capitalism! Potential reindeer body horror! Some stuff we’…

It’s been four long months coming, but our much-delayed live show is finally here! Sorry if the sound is echoey, the new space upstairs at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence is big as hell (and what a view!). These notes aren’t great, but the show sure was (and with a cavalcade of guests), so you should join us when we do it in 2 months for the li…

Tina and Gina discuss new restaurants in Chicago, thoughts on Coachella, Paulina Gretsky's elegant Master's style, the Minkoff vs. Minkoff situation, thoughts on Chili's espresso martini's, and the need to bring back Beavis & Butthead permanently. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

Recording in person with special guest Kliph Scurlock! The Notes: Kliph is here! We just got Mr. Show’d! We’re going so fast! Nobody cares about Nelson’s tummy! Why tempt fate!? Does time work the same in England? Does drumming work the same in England!? Kliph goes deep nerd! Keyboard-playing aliens don’t want to watch Florence Pugh fuck! This sess…

Tina and Gina discuss their feelings on the death of OJ, the downfall of the popularity of the Brazilian butt-lift, the one thing that would make Tina quit watching Real Housewives, Gina's struggles with ChatGPT, revenge bangs, and how to know when you are a "personality hire". Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…