Bonus #3: "Clean Cut" (Foo Fighters parody)

Who Cares? With Jackson and Mark Podcast

Here's a Foo Fighters parody about a badly needed haircut. Follow Who Cares?... www.wcwjmpod.com Facebook: @WCwJMPodcast Twitter: @WCwJMPodcast Instagram: @WhoCaresPodcast And follow the guys on Twitter... Jackson: @JacksonWZLX ? Mark: @Marz85 Lyrics: In the morning, look in the mirror Chin’s got a little scruff And hair needs a trim, it’s looking pretty rough. Reaching for my seven blade razor, Man it’s really old. So I called the salon and they put me on hold. I said I’m looking for a guy to shave me. And I need a little off the top. My hairs so long it looks just like a filthy mop Don’t need nothin complicated, Don’t need a perm, a rinse, or dye. I just wanna look like a clean cut normal guy. My grandad suggested his barber, Said I’d give him a try. But the minute that I sat in his chair the old man died. The Salon called back and said that they had time to help me out, When I told the stylist simply a trim he threw me out! Oh I’ll never find a guy to shave me! My head is absolutely doomed It makes me want to go and hide inside my room! Why is this so complicated? I’m getting really really tired! I’ll never be a clean cut normal guy! I’m so sad it makes me want to cry… Waaa, oh woe is me, why can’t I just get a comb?! My hair is just so overgrown! Waaait what’s this I see? On the GPS on my phone? There’s barber near; his names Tyrone! Now I finally found a guy to shave me! Finally I’m looking groomed! Finally I look so good the women swooned! He finished and he dusted my shoulders I tipped him and I went on my way At last I’m just a clean cut normal.. Well I no longer need a guy to shave me. Tyrone did a real good job I’m so glad I finally don’t look like a slob It was oddly complicated But I’m happy with the guy I found At last I’m just a clean cut normal guy I think I’ll go back home and have some pie. That’s the end of my song so I’ll say good…