#034 - Turd Nuggets

Nocturnal Nerds Podcast

Welcome to the Nocturnal Nerds podcast where we talk about life, our hobbies and the wackiness we find on the internet.

This week we had police officers as unexpected guests to our home. Lycan was able to beat 2 games in 1 week, and Soul started a new drawing. Soul is catching up to Lycan in the Pokemon Competition and we are getting close to finishing the games.

We discuss the reviews the show has been getting lately, how we feel about them and what we are going to do about them. We also got an email this week with an article from a listener so we discuss that before diving into the wackiness we found on the web.

This week in weird news one Arizona man calls his cat a whore and attracts a lot of attention. Over 3,000 severed penises find their way into an undercover drag queens home, and a McDonald’s Employee finds a really inventive way to stick it to the man.

Materia Lockdown

• http://www.materialockdown.com

  ARTICLES

• Fucking Pussy: https://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2019/03/28/mans-penis-gets-stuck-in-cat-after-he-tries-to-have-sex-with-it/

• Turd Nuggets: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mcdonalds-employee-accused-of-smuggling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/

• 3000 Dead Dicks: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

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Intro/Outro Music:

Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf