Episode 77 - Et Tu, Goosicus?

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Join Moroni, Abigail, aaaAAAaaa, and special guest Claudia in a delightful whirlwind of laughter and cocktails as they mix up “God’s Law, Blah, Blah”—a heavenly concoction of vanilla vodka, Baileys, Kahlua, and milk, with a splash of pop culture referencing *Arrested Development*. From musings on geese to a presidential debate that definitely didn’t involve a tuxedo-wearing goose, this intro sets the stage for a chaotic yet entertaining discussion. Strap in for a rollercoaster of absurdity that has little to do with the topic at hand, but plenty to do with making you chuckle.
Scriptures: [00:19:45]
The hosts dive into a delightful mess of random thoughts, questioning the mechanics of turning on lamps before spiraling into an offbeat dialogue about sneezing, orgasms, and the social ramifications of being a loud sneezer. Claudia's valiant attempts to steer the conversation toward D&C Section 42 are hilariously thwarted by digressions into feminism and smoke alarms. With an air of camaraderie, the banter reveals the relatable frustrations of daily life, leading to a playful critique of the scripture’s repetitive nature. This segment is a chaotic fusion of humor, relatable anecdotes, and a reminder that sometimes, life is just one long string of distractions.
Church Teachings: [00:56:23]
Moroni kicks off this segment with a rant about the “goofy” nature of temple covenants, recounting his workday woes before launching into the bizarre world of temple rituals. The hosts reflect on the mixed messages around gender roles within these covenants and how awkward temple visits were often the backdrop for existential crises. With sharp wit, they poke fun at the absurdity of church rules—like the ban on "light-mindedness"—and share their personal stories of uncomfortable bishop interviews that would make any therapist cringe. The absurdities of sexual teachings lead to laughter, discomfort, and a broader critique of the inconsistency in how doctrines are enforced, particularly regarding LGBTQ+ issues.
History: [01:40:28]
The conversation takes a playful turn as the group starts reminiscing about food mishaps, particularly a burrito incident that got way too hot. This humorous detour leads to a discussion about Heber J. Grant, the seventh president of the LDS Church, and his intense crusade against alcohol. Amidst chuckles, they explore Grant’s role in the temperance movement and how the U.S. eventually embraced Prohibition—ironically right after World War I. Abigail humorously critiques Grant’s staunch opposition to FDR and the 21st Amendment, leading to an amusing revelation about Utah becoming the 36th state to ratify the repeal of Prohibition, much to Grant’s chagrin. The hosts conclude by reflecting on the legacy of Grant, revealing that while he might have been a decent guy, his policies were a mixed drink of confusion and irony. They toast to the women’s temperance movement, celebrating both its contributions and its absurdities in the context of a cocktail-fueled discussion.
Tune in for a rollicking episode filled with sarcasm, historical insights, and a good dose of irreverent humor as they navigate the quirks of faith, history, and, of course, the occasional cocktail!

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