In this episode, Matt talks about the joy of jumping out of a luxury apartment building, why beauty pageants were definitely created by creepy old guys and why a pot to piss in can be full of piss already that that's perfectly ok.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about his luscious new mullet, why you should stop believing 20 year old country singers are hopeless romantics, and why you need to be more careful when booking an elderly magician for a halloween party.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about America taking back its broke ex boyfriend, why Martha Stewart is the most dangerous woman in the world, and why he's never going to slide into a woman's DMs ever again.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about the beautiful life of a rat in New York City, why every country thinks their men are pieces of garbage and how he's missed out on finding his wife because he refuses to give out compliments.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about his love for pregnant women at the gym, how good he is at fixing toilets and why robots need to take over so he doesn't have to marry someone dumb as bricks.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about his expertise in building grandmas house snail enclosures, why parents need to feed one of their twins more food and his failed dream of becoming a Pokemon (card) master.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about his addiction to taking girls on dates to chain restaurants, why the New York Mets are going to win the 2024 World Series and why the gay allegations against him make some kind of sense.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about the awful food they make at resorts in the Dominican Republic, why being a paparazzo is the lamest job on earth and why you should definitely stab your hand with a pencil.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about getting poison ivy on his Johnson, why Eminem needs to be a rat every once in a while, and the reason he knows nothing about New York pizza.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about the wasps taking over his parents house, why Tupperware and grade school teachers deserve a special place in hell, and why he's addicted to shoving tiny strings between his teeth.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about why ducks need to learn some respect, the part of his body that would be most delicious, and how he may have been the biggest snitch in middle school.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about slathering himself in ocean juices on a Long Island pier, the kinds of confidential documents he would steal as President and why he doesn't know what anyone's eye color is.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about his dream of becoming a mini golf tycoon, why everyone at the gym is annoying and how you should spend your money as a billionaire tech CEO.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about enjoying a bowl of manatee stew, kids making deadly weapons out of paper and how poutine can fill the cracks in your soul.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt talks about his near death experience in a McDonalds bathroom, taking ice cold showers at Boy Scout camp and how every airline pilot needs to have a southern accent.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt Lipari talks about how much rich people love killing things, how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles make great house cats and how he yearns to see violence on the subway.Από τον Matt Lipari

In this episode, Matt Lipari talks about J.D. Vance's affinity for couch cushions, why the CEOs of ConEdison and Ticketmaster need to be destroyed and his fear of being drafted into WW3.Από τον Matt Lipari