We're bottom of the league! The season hits its nadir (so far) as we talk Bread & Butter Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov, Sam gets his darts on, we try a train beer, David goes to a fans' forum, we have a quick round of Keep or Kick Out and we finish off with the most unpleasant vocal performance we've ever featured courtesy of the throaty screeching of…

We're bottom of the league! The season hits its nadir (so far) as we talk Bread & Butter Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov, Sam gets his darts on, we try a train beer, David goes to a fans' forum, we have a quick round of Keep or Kick Out and we finish off with the most unpleasant vocal performance we've ever featured courtesy of the throaty screeching of…

We - Zbrojovka - score a goal from open play! Huzzah! We - Zbrojovkast - play African Club or Indie Band, try a wet-hopped beer, get bemused by the French, shake our collective fists at the weather, and generally babble on nicely. Welcome! 0.00 - opening 2.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Líšeň and Sigma B 17.10 - Hot? Or Not?! 27.30 - Quiz Time! 33.30 - Beer of…

An absolute cracker of an episode as we talk new owners, missed sitters, goal ambitions, politicians, cherry Session, Dutch aggression, made-up names, coming games WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE Oh, and there's a belting ska music pun as well. 0.00 - opening 1.10 - ownership chat 11.50 - Quiz Time! part one 18.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Vyškov and Tatran Bohunic…

Tábor! Uničov! A ten-goal thriller! Beer! Gary Medel! Mashed potatoes! Majka the Pundit! Pigeons! Medieval skulduggery! Drum theft! If you can find another podcast with all these things in it, what on earth do you want from life? They're all here!0.00 - opening1.45 - Tábor (and very briefly Sparta B) vs. Zbrojovka, feat. Majka the Pundit12.00 - Vyš…

Sam almost gets scammed by a child, David goes to Germany, Brno get hit for six in one of the most stunningly funny / pathetic games we've ever seen of anything PLUS we talk B-team, quiz, financial mismanagement and drink one of the weirdest, most interesting beers we've ever had...0.00 - opening3.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim (briefly) and Varnsdorf …

We're back with a bing and a bang and a bish-bash-bosh! We discuss the summer ins and outs, Jihlava, have a pretty good wheat beer, make troll noises, look at CDs and have a childish giggle over a Dutch striker's name - all while being filmed! It's a multimedia extravaganza. 0.00 - opening 1.50 - summer transfer stuff 8.50 - Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka 1…

APOLOGIES: I didn't check the mic input on this episode, so the sound quality is below our usual (honestly very good) standard, but I've done the best I can to salvage it. Unfortunately, the content is our usual standard, but you're used to that by now. 0.00 - opening 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Kroměříž and Vlaším 17.10 - League summaries and general rou…

Football is a weird thing, and so is this podcast. Chalky beer, bad pronunciation, Robert Burns, a friendly Italian and the Verve all get a mention, while we preview the last two games, look back at three, and listen to David getting increasingly exasperated over a quiz.0.00 - opening2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Příbram, Žižkov and Líšeň11.00 - Hot? Or Not…

Sam's alter-ego makes an appearance as we dig through the murk and mire of the "new" ownership, as well as looking back and forward, drinking what can only be described as a Strudelbräu, getting annoyed with Antony, investigating myths and legends and generally larking about. 0.00 - opening 1.45 - "new" owners and the general situation 15.30 - Zbro…

How to describe a game neither of us saw? Well... we give it a go then abandon it for a quiz. That silliness plus Albanian football, a delicious beer, Saudi Arabia vs. TNS, an exclusive money-saving offer*... and more! *not really 0.00 - intro 1.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta B 16.00 - Prostějov preview 25.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 39.45 - Beer of the Podcast …

Wobbles aplenty on and off the pitch as we talk fan demonstrations, funerals, FA Cup action and fuckin' strong stout, plus Sam takes a dive into AI-generated content and David struggles to remember literally any Aberdeen players. 0.00 - opening 2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Tábor 14.05 - Hot? Or Not?! 21.40 - MFK Chrudim vs. Zbrojovka 35.10 - Beer of the Po…

We know. Exciting, isn't it? The second half of the FNL season is underway! We talk squad and ownership farrago, try the poshest, rarest beer we've ever had, wonder where Edrisa Lubega got to (Estrela Amadora at last sighting), try and solve the $750 mystery and witter on about loads more! 0.00 - opening 1.30 - squad and club updates 11.40 - Dukla …

Kit sponsors! Classic teams! Mascots! Football in 2023! Other topics! ALL HERE! Yes, here it is, Sam's Big Football Quiz (aka The Quiz of Choice). A couple of great rounds and some interesting twists to keep you on the edge of wherever you sit when you listen to podcasts. Or the edge of the pavement if you listen while walking.…

If you've missed this new, extremely tenuous section of the show, here's a super-cut of all our mini-quizzes based on the niche interests of certain members of Zbrojovka's squad. You don't need to know anything about football to join in, so play along to learn about geography, history, jet propulsion and more in the company of our players.0.00 - Ad…

Tales from foreign lands this episode as we look back at five games: three of FCZB and two from abroad! What balls should you put in your mouth? How much gyros is too much gyros? How do you avoid being stabbed by Greeks? And what in the world is a Zutphen? All these topics - and more! - in this episode of the world's best English-language Zbrojovka…

Music, manager misplacement, misery, morning madness and other things beginning with M dominate this episode. Mamma mia! 0.00 - opening 1.35 - Zbrojovka vs. Přibram 7.40 - Hot? Or Not?! 17.20 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka 31.30 - A Potted History of... Viktoria Žižkov 39.45 - Manager Chat! 49.30 - SK Líšeň preview 58.00 - Beer of the Podcast 1.01…

A disappointing couple of games but there's a lot to enjoy with hair metal, mascot violence, club statements, superb pastries, honey beer... and more! 0.00 - opening 2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. MFK Vyškov 15.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 24.40 - SFC Opava vs. Zbrojovka 31.50 - A Potted History of... SFC Opava 39.50 - Přibram přeview 46.40 - Beer of the Podcast 51.20…

There's a lot in this episode so grab a drink and join us for Varnsdorf and Jihlava, two - TWO! - Beers of the Podcast(s), the JLB Credit derby, Klement Gottwald's new smelter, David (not Dave), Pilsner (un)original restaurants and Denis Granečný getting lost in the woods. 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Beer of the Podcast, part one 5.35 - Zbrojovka vs. Var…

Two wins, but questions remain as we delve into departures, defense and some very unfortunate events, plus a bumper hot or not, an excellent stout, military history, a terrible cover of wasn't-a-very-good-Kinks-song-in-the-first-place... and more!0.00 - opening1.25 - Sparta B vs. Zbrojovka10.05 - 1.SK Prostějov vs. Zbrojovka17.55 - Hot? Or Not?!25.…

A guest means an unusual mic setup which means David sounds like he's in a bucket for this episode... but that's okay! Fellow Gentleman Ultra Ben joins us to talk Tábor, Chrudim, Bart, do a rhyming player quiz, have a drink-along-in-the-UK beer and more!0.00 - opening1.55 - FK Silon Tábor vs. Zbrojovka14.00 - Hot? Or Not?!22.05 - A Potted History o…

A guest means an unusual mic setup which means David sounds like he's in a bucket for this episode... but that's okay! Fellow Gentleman Ultra Ben joins us to talk Tábor, Chrudim, Bart, do a rhyming player quiz, have a drink-along-in-the-UK beer and more! 0.00 - opening 1.55 - FK Silon Tábor vs. Zbrojovka 14.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 22.05 - A Potted Histo…

Series six! Six! Three games, some new features, an absurd shoehorning of a new quiz format, dark, fruity beer, a couple of previews, and much, much more. 0.00 - opening 2.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Vlašim and Sigma B 11.25 - Hot? Or Not?! 19.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Dukla Praha 33.50 - A Potted History of... Dukla 41.25 - Tábor preview 48.10 - Beer of the Podca…

Blow off those relegation blues with the alternative awards, an exciting looking Beer of the Podcast, a crap shirt, a hype man and a potential Zbrojovkast competitor...0.00 - opening1.40 - the squad and management: ins, outs, shaken all abouts14.25 - Hot? Or Not?!24.15 - Beer of the Podcast29.50 - the Zbrojovkast alternative awards41.40 - outro…

Sleepwalking complete, we're down. In a not-quite-the-last-episode episode, we look at the last couple of games, examine the numbers in-depth, do a couple of quizzes and then sod off to the pub. 0.00 - intro 1.05 - The last three games (but mainly Zlín) 9.00 - Examining the numbers and drawing conclusions 21.25 - Quiz Time! part one 26.00 - Hot? Or…

Focus on the quizzes as Zbrojovka start spiraling wildly out of control away to Baník and home to Pardubice. We talk sporting directors, appalling directions, power league, lower league, victory parades and Teplice away in the latest episode of the podcast. 0.00 - opening 2.10 - Baník Ostrava vs. Zbrojovka 7.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Pardubice 14.05 - Qui…

It's not gone as we hoped. Lie back and feel kind of ambivalent with us as we discuss three games, preview the final league group, have a chocolatey beer, talk Ukrainian/Brazilian friendship, listen to a band from UH, have a quiz and do a whole heap o' more! 0.00 - intro 0.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovan Liberec and České Budějovice 10.30 - Hot? Or Not?!…