Every week, Brent and Matt peruse reviews from across the internet, on everything from products and services, to hotels and restaurants, found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then they explore the ridiculous realities of those reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in that mundane task of writing an internet review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join? New episodes coming your way every TuesdayReviewsday! Jump in on any episode that strikes you ...
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We can rebake it; we can make it tastier. This week we have reviews for foot cream, a McDonald's in Georgia, a Pharmacy-Gun store combo in Mississippi, sugar free gum, Welch’s Grape Juice (but most Walmart delivery), and vegan pizza crust. For the segment, we go into relatively new but very cherish corner of the internet for the first time: Hideo K…
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Just because they look like keys to a Volvo, doesn't mean they're keys to a Volvo. We've got reviews for Burger Antics, Jamaican coffee, lemon spaghetti recipes, Beyblade stadiums, and more Airheads. For the segment we have a whole bunch of movie dudes from the Letterboxd beast Cinnamon Toast Crud. Give me back my keys, I'm good to drive. Want more…
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This big old box has got a big old vibe and we're trying to get to the bottom of it. Just don't close the top, I'm claustrophobic. This week we have reviews for an air fryer, grenade-shaped hot sauce, Gorillaz by Gorillaz, Twister, Twisters, and Yoyogi Park. In the segment we gather a whole bunch of steam reviews for Balatro. Want more party? Check…
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We're talking mangoes, man. You ever nosh one of those bad mothers on a rainy day? One of those rainy days were the ground gets steamy? And then you feel steamy? and then the mango juice is bursting? This episode is like that. This week we have reviews for 'Love and Monsters', The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction for the PS2, 'Hunter: The Storm…
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It's all fun and shimmy until those feet germs reach your jimmy, as the old saying goes. Here at Review Party, we put a lot of stock in old sayings, but if old timey nonsense doesn't make sense to you, let us lay it out: After every semester, cast your shower shoes into the fires of Mordor and go to Kohl's and get some fresh ones. This week we have…
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Chocolate chip, amen. We have reviews for a Rock Band mic, cookies, body bounce body bumpers, fiji water, and Boston Market. For the segment, a deep dive in to Ayo Edibiri's Letterboxd. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
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Four birthdays later, we pretty much feel the same. The reviews feel the same. The laughs feel the same. These are all good things, we love this party. And, we remember these feels, like smelling a smell you smelled a long time ago and you're not sure what the smell is but it smells good and scratches your brain nicely. For our birthday we brought …
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Nothing quite like getting too close to that sun. You just have GOT to see it up close sometime! In this episode, get some up close reviews of a big buoyant pool ball, a shark attack sushi plate, the Chavarri Palace in Spain, Two Guy a Girl and a Pizza Place, and a little hammock for camping. On the segment, we say "Thanks, Abby!" with some reading…
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Call up Slippery Pete and Schlomo because its going to be a bumpy hop! We have reviews for Costco and it's bakery, a baby play mat, kites, L-Theanine supplements, and Monster Hunter Now. Now hop off that lily pad and go for that high score! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…
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Acme has their hands all over this one, folks! No reviews for them, don't wanna get sued by their cracked lawyers, but we do have reviews for dry, dry preworkout, an urgent care in Ohio, the anime for F-Zero and Captain Falcon, cool crocodile sunglasses, and a Costco gas station. For our packed segment, we're zooming for to Letterboxd for some Air …
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In the basin or over the mountain, we welcome all type of gravy techniques in this good, good house. We also welcome reviews, like these ones for Vick’s Nyquil, a USB hub, more otoscopes(!), Rocko’s Modern Life, and The Deli 4 You Market. For the segment, we break it down real smooth style with some Review Trivial Pursuit. It’s all gravy, baby! Wan…
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This one's our ace in the hole. We got reviews for the Little Tikes basketball hoop, Amazon brand notepads, a restaurant only known as The Barbecue Pit, Seth Rogen's Sausage Party, and an otoscope. This weeks segment is a bunch of reviews from a dude named Gordon. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…
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Sound the alarm, another one of the stitches popped! This week we got internet reviews for BBL-friendly beds, the album Sunbather by Deathheaven, a deli meat slicer and a vegetable mandolin, Angela Anaconda, and a Vietnamese-Thai fusion joint. For the segment, we're diving back into some Craigslist finds. Keep it together, people! Want more party? …
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Like, man, I dunno, man, this heart hurts, man, owwy, man, need a hug, man. Reading internet reviews for family restaurants, stick-on cologne, The Big Book of Mini Crosswords, Blue Diamond Almonds, and hemorrhoid suppositories. Man. And there's a segment about the origins of the stethoscope, which you do not need a stethoscope to hear. Just headpho…
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This one may not be healthy for you, but it will satisfy that itch, and it will do it quickly, and it will leaving feeling warm and full. Just don't make a ketchup mess, you little monster. Feast on these reviews for Chicken of the Sea, KFC, printer ink, Kendrick Lamar's Not Like Us, and a Korean Food Truck. If you're lucky, you won't miss the Crai…
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Have no fear, we march forward, we read reviews. This weeks reviews include, 200 Cartoons DVD collection, the Naked Gun franchise, woman's shorts, and a bar in Japan. In this week's segment, Lewis Carol reviews an theatrical adaption of his own novel. It's judgement day! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…
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200 of these bad boys have gone through the pipes and this one is the hottest, the sickest, the nastiest yet! In that order! You'll be glad to know we have reviews for Shakespeare but smut, ibuprofen, 200 Cut Rate Liquor and Grocer, 200 Cigarettes, 200 Degrees, and THE 200. Some of those are movies! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.revi…
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When you're talking big things, you're talking the jet ski budget. I don't cut corners when it comes to soaring across the water like Poseidon! Or David Hasselhoff! Same dude pretty much. Featuring internet reviews for Water World, a sweater that Princess Diana wore once, a romance novel, the Ground Round grill in North Dakota, a Hulk hand beer bot…
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The eggs are HOT, and they're SCRAMBLED. What more do you want??? Maybe some internet reviews for turtley awesome keychains, a hotel in Regina, faux fur slippers, KFC in North Dakota, the Rugrats movie soundtrack, and a Mexican restaurant also in North Dakota. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/…
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Here again, to chew on something nasty, for the sake of comedy. Featuring some nasty internet reviews for paperclips, Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. 3, instant beef stroganoff, muscle-fit polos, and probiotic supplements. On the segment, we deep dive into some reviews for a nice scam app! Keep it crispy. Want more party? Check it out at https://…
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Whoever decided to take to cookies and just cream it up between them and call that a product to sell deserves a special place in heaven. By special I mean separate and walled off to protect the other angels from their deviance, but they should be in heaven all the same. This episodes got some heavenly internet reviews for the original Tamagotchi, L…
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What's all the fuss about? Wouldn't you like to know! I think you'd also like to know, in this episode we cover internet reviews for Gilligan's Island, a big coffee grinder, a bar named Cheeto, Human Clay by Creed, and Easy Mac. We also pay homage to our dear friend Dear, Abby in a segment. I think I gave away the fuss! Want more party? Check it ou…
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Nothing better than a pork ready to be forked! Especially if its got a big juicy pineapple in its gaping maw. Anyway, we got internet reviews this week for a greasy Pizza Hut, a downtown Chicago bar and grill mishap, weird satin pillowcases, a lovely brunch spot, the finer points of hobbying featuring Stratego, and cappuccino flavored Slim-fast, al…
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Sometimes you don't use words right! We're here for you! In a classic, carbohydrate sense! And with reviews! From the internet! For Popeye's Chicken, Dave's Epic Bread, a wall clock (that musn't tick!!!), and massage balls. For the segment, we have a Reviewer Redux that leads us down that the boys describe as "a parade of evil". Classic! Want more …
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You don't have to look far in the ol' podcastosphere for some stinky, stinky stuff. Thanks for letting your nose bring you to this particular stink! The stink includes internet reviews for breakaway cat collars, casual athletic wear, kool aid jammers, dog food, washing machine cleaner, and a cocktail joint! Wow-ee!! And the segment? Extra stinky wi…
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Whether you like it or not, this week you're gunna learn about Johhny and his Washboard! Because we had to, so now you do, too! We also have reviews for coffee-flavored coconut water (we think), a recliner from Walmart, nude undershirts, a drum set but electronic and for kids, Toby Keith concerts, and goose calls. And Johnny, and his Washboard.…
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Glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes an…
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Wasn't any tea around but we still wanted to make a statement. We have internet reviews for romance novels featuring blue cyborgs, alkaline water, dustpans and brooms, and geological guides to state parks. We also bring back a feature of one of our favorite celebrity reviews, Felicia Day! She reviews books! Water! Books! Reviews! Party! Want more p…
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The 7th circle is a Judas and Brutus tag team cage match in Lucifer's gnashing jaws. We got some internet reviews, too! For an unholy inn in Elmhurst, a fantastic book on Christian wrestling, a church in Downer's Grove, a burger joint in God knows where, and Sesame Street. For a little segment we got a big ol' Steam-ing pile of reviews Digimon Cybe…
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Venture into the forbidden zone and there's going to be WEIRD stuff! Not like, sexual stuff in nature but perhaps weird. Weirder than a drum circle. It's hard to explain but its weird and its in the sand! AHHH! Weird reviews in this one for weaponized skip-its, John D. MacArthur's Weird Beach State Park, JJ's LA Hotel and Homeless Fortress, that Di…
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We're just about there, boys: Tuna Town. We got internet reviews for Arby's in North Dakota, The Nun's Curse, the titular StarKist Chunk Light Tuna, Ed Edd and Eddy, Poor Things, and a bunch of reviews from a central Michigan dude named Trent. Tuna in! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/…
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Stand back, I've got this! It's in my hands! The power of the funk is in my hands! I can control it! I can control the funk! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~ Review Party got 'dem internet reviews for some padded underwear, Campbell's Baked Potato with Steak and Cheese soup, 4lb bale of star from Amazon, some fast food reviews from Jeepers Cr…
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This little guys, *sigh*. He just wasn't made for this world. What we do have here, though, are some otherworldly (internet) reviews for Long John Silvers, TotalWine.come, Romantix Adult Arcade, A Christmas Carol, a silly little activity journal, and a big ol' arena in Omaha. Buckle up, Berts, this is a bumpy ride! Want more party? Check it out at …
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Kicking off 2024 with a look back at some beauties that came before, so that we may steel our resolve for the reviews and comedy that will come in the future. This is the calm before the storm! Comedy storm! AHHHH!! We got little treats from episodes 36-56, a fat stack, including a Seinfeld review from episode 36, a review for White Sands National …
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'Twas the night before Chris-mas, and all through reviews, not a creature was stirring, not even a moose. I hope you wanted reviews for Chris-mas because we got reviews for janky plastic sleds, soap dispensers that look like snails, a blink-182 DVD, and a fat batch of Christmas movie reviews for The Knight Before Christmas, Rare Exports, National L…
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They always want the beef n' shrimp, but they never want the beefin' shrimp. We got reviews for Chef Boyardee, bars and grills, bamboo brushes for the dishes and such, a toilet seat that closes slowly, Baldur's Gate 3, and Lake Michigan. Don't forget to turf while you surf! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…
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If there's one thing we need to demand more of, its that sweet bread of the garlic. You know, with the cheese! With the cheese! With the reviews! For pizza places in Vancouver, accidental blender part orders, and Godzilla VS Space Godzilla VS John Wick Jr. We also take a cheeky peek into the world of Sims 4 patch notes, and astute listeners already…
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Do you hear that? The voices... They're coming... and they're talking about funny internet reviews for playoffs at the dive bar, pizza in Ohio, aforementioned sleep masks and their ultimatums, Bic temporary tattoo pens, mermaid books, and some janky cabins. You might even hear some talk about some Wolves and the Moon if you're lucky! Want more part…
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This guy? WO-HO-HO-HO dont get me started on this guy! DO get me started on these reviews for big mitts and chainsaws in the dark, super duper handcuffs, tasty lil' sparkling water, an evil filter from the most evil place, noodles, and smoke machines. We might even take some time to learn about some FROG HIBERNATION. Wow. Mr. P sure knows how to sh…
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Of all the friends I've made in my many years, the ones I've made in the drive-thru are some of the most special. Almost as special as these reviews for turkey brine bags and sensory deprivation, the Wendy's burger experience, the durability of Amazon batteries, fondue fountains, apps that are SUPPOSED TO have ads, cranberry-orange breakfast biscui…
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Give me a cup full of that green goo, boss, with all the fixings. We're fixing to check out some reviews on Play Doh, World's Fair Donuts, fancy restaurants, not-so-fancy restaurants, the Turkey Run State Park, movies like Five Nights at Freddy's, V for Vendetta, and A Haunting in Venice, and some little little heart stickers. AND SLIME!!! Want mor…
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Carnage, slaughter, butchery, bloodbath, decimation, and none of it is 2%. Other than all that, we got reviews for argon oil, a mini-small oil lamp, Llama Llama Red Pajama, Kombucha (not an any sort of ironic way), off-brand cereal, and red sugar crystals like for fancy drinks. In the segment, we've got a bunch of reviews for Monster House, controv…
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This year on the spooky day, we're going B E Y O N D S L U D G E with spooky, scary, funny reviews of Blow Pops, a "cutting edge" haunted house in Texas, a raging baby mask, Children of the Corn but Fortnite, a subpar experience with a casket salesman, and some little candy corns. In the segment this week, we go back to 1933 for old-timey reviews o…
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Can't stop won't stop the reviews and goooo! Actually the rhythm in that song is anything but meandering, or indecipherable. But, it is fun! We got fun reviews for nasty cheeseburger gummies, a saucy courthouse situation, a Hot Wheels set, The Nightmare Before Christmas and after Thanksgiving, a series of hayrides, and a dragon-themed Amazon Echo D…
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Does it bother anyone that a Jenga tower is always built to fall? If I was a Jenga tower, I think that's the sort of thing I'd be talking my psych's ear off about. You'll be talking yours off with these reviews of rakes and their possible pebble pick-up power, thermal baths from Iceland, Old Yellers and Young Yellers, some good ol' Amazon smut, and…
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Blast off to comedy town on the review express for this outta sight episode. Yeah, that's the description, read it and weep. You're probably here for this anyway: reviews FOR putting yourself in a babies shoes and chewing on the remote, Ueno Park in Japan, eclipse viewing sunglasses, F-Zero 99, and oysters and their general accessibility factor. If…
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Being small has its benefits, ya know? You can sneak onto public transit, and get full off of a small fries, stuff like that. Even easier to avoid dinosaurs. Doll clothes are cheap. Ya know. We got review for stuff like big bags of raisins, questionable potato mashers, Monster Hunter but the Milla Jovovich movie, and a soup ladle that looks like Ne…
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The trunk don't lie and I'm starting to feel it right. Feel on these reviews for hospital smoothies, King Richard (the tennis movie with Will Smith, not the man) some apocalypse survival gear, fancy lil' dog treats, Armored Core 6: It's Sick, the Mecca that is Portillo's, and karaoke parties in Japan. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.re…
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I wish someone would look at me the way that apple is looking at cinnamon. We're looking at reviews this week, though, including but not limited to reviews for getting up to Garfield-like mischief with some of that cinnamon, grocery store bathroom labyrinths, whittled stuff in craft burger restaurants, saying "arigato" to the airport, and the bourg…
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DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got reviews for snack packs and babies-in-a-box, apple slicers and unauthorized free samples, pickleball sets and being a serious hobbyist, Crossy Roads and meme-induced voids, The Book of Fascinating Facts by Dr. Fucking Knowledge, and Rit…
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