The Joker is sexually assaulted, the longshoremen go on strike, market price for sauce, soapboxing and photoshopping from the parents of dead kids, the cat girl calls in, a man in college is gaslighted, Halloween costumes go more plus size than ever, FEMA, hate speech, and The Disparraging Word, with Sean; all that and more this week on The Dick Sh…

The "Mr. McMahon" documentary, Moo Deng fever, Cat Girl goes to jail, Maddox defends his bicycle, the president of Haiti drinks water incorrectly, women try to figure out a propeller, millennials and choking, and Collin Shumaker calls in with his hit new flashmob gameshow for pedophiles "The Newly Ped Game"; all that and more this week on The Dick …

$6 million squatters, a fake Mexican accent, "Am I Racist?", the IRS Union endorses Kamala, exploding pagers, fat lady firemen, sundown towns, AI vs. men, and Dirty Dalish reads the news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Small businesses claiming parking spots, reverse burns and failed burns, Hamilton sucks, eating dogs and cats, kids selling PS5s in the ghetto, inclusive math, Maddox's How to Punch Up a Script, the my property supercut, and advice for Captain Save-A-Ho; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Basically a bloodbath with unexpected guests, secretly recorded phone calls, doubly secretly recorded phone calls, also an all-trans football team, cheating is rampant at the Paralympics, a crow man near me, broken fat people testers at the amusement park, and Maddox's tips on how to improvise during your audio book recording; all that and more thi…

Karl and Vinnie call in for a Scum Parade, I go on Destiny's show in Miami, Brazil is over, girls pretending to be trans women, a guy needs advice with a woman, a woman plays the war game--and gets the answers wrong, Nick Rekieta gets a cuck arrested on revenge porn charges, homework in cubits, pigeon milk, and the Chase Bank Infinite Money Glitch;…

Once again I get no credit, an illegal shower, a fat women crashes a scooter, a man throws up in a trash can, a tax on temporarily embarrassed billionaires, someone's girlfriend's sister has huge cans, a gay shirt, Telegram is killed, Rekieta updates, and communists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…

Lizzo works out, a man has a long distance relationship, evil grocery stores finally get what's coming to them, Maddox sees a psychiatrist and talks about it for some insane reason, promise rings, hate scarves, and Nick Rekeita gets his kids back; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Too Many Jedi, TV Episodes Without the Main Character, Bad Hecklers, Body Shaming

Sean's kidney stone, I sink a boat, a woman break dancer gets a zero, the UK police start extraditing thought criminals, Susan Wojcicki goes to hell, Kurt Cobain "unalives" himself, a man thinks about feminism, a convention where women pretend dolls are their children, and how fat is too fat if a girl has huge cans; all that and more this week on T…

Sean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Joe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carries a dead sea lion home in her tiny car, more burning candles, a boob job and a "mommy makeover", the Plus Size Park Hoppers get a rash, and advice for…

Trump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car for fun, and the Plan B pill no longer works on the average American woman and you'll never guess why (they're too fat); all that and more this week on…

The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…

Shooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, and the federal government is neutered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My Sonichu medallion has a pube in it, a lady parks her car for 7 minutes, there are no seats at the Japanese fair, Murrlogic calls in and talks about pooping in his pants and his foster care point system, and Rekieta's kid tests positive for cocaine--and everyone knows somehow; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…

Eric July siccs the cops on Mint Salad, Alex Jones' studio is plundered by the feds, more aircraft problems, children deface a gay Pride flag with motorized hate scooters, Maddox takes a compliment, "not possible to cut defense costs", drafting women, and a man escapes some prostitutes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…

Eric July gets Riley arrested for standing in a parking lot, Maddox's new cartoon show from 2018 and how he blew his last chance in Hollywood, a man ruins his brain on acid, and I interrupt a movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!