Pilgrim’s Progress is a classic allegory. It’s also a story with no robots, space marines, or talking platypuses. So we fixed that. You’re welcome.
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The story gets a satisfying and properly paced ending that ties up all loose ends and is not confusing or abrupt. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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The gratuitously action packed climax Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Two competing Evangelisms try to get Christian to join their military bases. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Christian must confront evil version of Zealot and Love in a simulated world where if you die in the simulation you do NOT die in real life because seriously that whole concept is too ridiculous even for me. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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The Interpreter explains what the sam hill happened in the last episode and Christian sets out to rescue Zealot and Love. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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I'm required by podcast law to do a parody of The Night Before Christmas using the characters from my novel.Από τον David Umstattd
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Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Zealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters. Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance. Buy the book here
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The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Truth participates in a theological sports competition. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Love tries to stop a theological gang war. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Truth gets mad at a Platypus. Buy the book here
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Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Truth sues someone for copyright infringement. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Truth's date goes about how you would expect. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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The story turns into a horror movie for some reason. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Christian attempts to explore the city of morality. Zealot attempts to shoot it. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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The objectively best character in the book is introduced. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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Christian and Obstinate have a thoughtful discussion. I mean gunfight. Buy the book hereΑπό τον David Umstattd
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An evil space marine finds out he's evil. Hijinks ensues. Buy the book here Contact author at davidumstattdfanmail@gmail.com Join the mailing list to get updates on other David Umstattd books at davidumstattd.com
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