Billy and Adam return to talk about camping… again. Adam is heading out to the woods and needs to prep. What animals do you not want to see when you unzip your tent? Why is a hot drink a solution to most of life’s problems? And what are the odds he finds a snake under the toilet? Plus, Chilean candies, a stare down with a wolf and the sounds of ste…

Billy and Adam get their hands dirty. In this episode they welcome in the Spring season by taking a quiz on gardening. What does PH stand for? What does the word botanical mean? And is rotating a garden like rotating a mattress? Plus, an update on the Moonlight / La La Land mistake, a happy birthday shoutout to Billy’s mom and the boys sing songs t…

Billy and Adam celebrate the 10th anniversary of John Travolta saying, “Adele Dazeem.” In this episode they talk about that moment and other famous mistakes that occurred on live TV. Ashlee Simpson on SNL, La La Land losing to Moonlight, infinite news bloopers and more. Plus, they hear about Kenzi’s dad’s reaction to last week’s episode, a moment w…

Billy and Adam take a page out of their friend Kenzi’s dad’s playbook. Each week he goes to a bar with a few friends armed with a handful of conversation topics. It’s as charming as it is practical. Incredibly, he and his friends (and the lists) have earned them national press and fame. Today’s episode features some of his original conversation top…

Billy and Adam get roomy. In this episode they discuss various rooms in the house and discuss their vibes. The Den, The Mud Room, The Boiler Room and maybe most importantly, The Computer Room. Plus, Apple’s new headset, the power of a screened-in patio and the sound of a 90’s modem! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https:…

Billy and Adam see if they are smarter than teens. In this episode they try to decipher when glass was invented, who made soda, which musician has had the most success over four decades and so much more. Plus, a kid beats Tetris, a failed attempt at Harry Potter sports and the sound of Nintendo talking to you! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea …

Billy and Adam look back on the year of No Joke. In this episode Billy reads episode descriptions from 2023 and Adam has to try and decode the episode’s title. Worst Places to Be Wet, Billy Wonka, the Patrick Bracket… classics. Plus, the odds of Adam getting a cat, a look into the Nation’s silverware drawers and a commercial for a teriyaki chicken …

Billy and Adam get weird. In this episode they look up strange news stories from 2023. Good alligators, bad alligators, eating balloons and floating to the moon and so much more. Plus, Billy and Adam read the newspaper! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art…

Billy and Adam open up the kitchen drawer. In this bracket episode they aim to determine the ultimate piece of silverware. Is it a knife, fork, spoon or some sort of hybrid? Plus, they talk about the “good silverware” that comes out during the holidays, reflect on a nice gift they received recently and chat about that one time Adam was Corey. Plus,…

Billy and Adam go to the movies. In this episode they explore some iconic film taglines. Disney classics, horror films, classic comedies and more. Plus, Billy and Adam discuss the end of the SAG strike, which game shows they would be good at and come up with their own taglines for movies! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at …

Billy and Adam do some learning. In this episode they learn about the origins of band names like Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Barenaked Ladies, Blink 182, Florence and The Machine and more. Plus, the history of Harvard Sailing Team’s name, the joy of audio-only podcasts, the importance of not using the word “the,” flea markets near me, and a fai…

Billy and Adam talk powerful love songs. In this episode they try to discuss the top power ballads according to a radio station in Tampa Bay but get sidetracked talking about Amelia Earhart getting eaten by crabs, their friend Jen getting wet, Improvised Shakespeare, Adam's new SportsCenter commercial and more. Plus, fake power ballads by fake band…

Billy and Adam eat at the mall. In this episode they discuss some of the most popular restaurants traditionally found in a mall food court according to Buzzfeed. Auntie Anne’s, Mrs. Fields, Orange Julius and that one place that gave out free teriyaki chicken. Also, Haagen-Dazs vs Ben and Jerry’s, a look back at Billy’s field day and new names for s…

Billy and Adam go slogan-ing. In this episode they play a game similar to last episode where they are given state slogans and they have to guess which state it belongs to. Who is The Bay State, The Land of Enchanment, The Beehive State and more? Also, a discussion on The Roman Empire, sitting in the Trojan horse, dilly-dallying, the cumulative weig…

Billy and Adam learn about their country. In this episode they play a game where they are given state mottos and they have to guess which state it belongs to. And they do a do surprisingly good job guessing! Also, the WGA strike is over, Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce and Adam wants to break a world record. Plus, fake state mottos brought to y…

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Billy and Adam try to stay dry. In this episode, they reflect on the rain and mud at Burning Man this year. Would they have enjoyed it? What would have been some of the worst parts? And do they ever envision going again? Plus, a deep dive on the words “folks” and “correctamundo,” a look back on dumping gatorade on their high school coaches heads an…

Billy and Adam visit the No Joke Public List. In this episode, they have a good time jumping around topics on everyone’s mind. Magic, Angela Langella, high wire acts, texts from moms, slides that hurt children, bad mushrooms, yogurt covered clothing and more. Plus, Adam gives the Nation an inside look at what's inside his wallet! Theme: Send Medici…

Billy and Adam return after a month long break to talk about goggles. Naturally. Why does the water always creep into them when you're swimming? Why do lab goggles smell so bad? And why does the rubber strap hurt the back of your head when it gets wet? Plus, Billy’s dog eats his glasses, Adam goes whale watching in Cape Cod and they say the word “f…

Billy and Adam catch up. It’s been three weeks since the last episode so naturally they discuss a conference room filled with whales, sharks and Nemo, Billy’s recent trip to Mexico and the WGA / SAG strike. Plus, Billy tries to imagine what is on a Shark’s charcuterie board... spoiler alert, it's pasta! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow …

Billy and Adam celebrate a big win. In this episode they aim to improve upon the city-wide parade that follows an NBA championship. Ramps, angry fans, rings on strings... the obvious stuff. Plus, finding pigs in a tree, another gift from Susie The Engineer and the sound of a fly being tickled! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scaf…

Billy and Adam learn about the month of June. In this episode, they answer a 20 question quiz on historical events, cultural moments and other things associated with the month. Then, they hold their breath and find out how many answers they got right. The results are funnier than even they could have predicted. Plus, SoCal June gloom, mother nature…

Billy and Adam mishear a second set of lyrics. In this episode, they try to decipher commonly misheard lyrics from the soundtrack to Hair, about the artist Drake and Uncle Kracker even makes an appearance. Plus, Phil Hartman’s wife kills everyone, a quick NBA recap and a Biggie / Billy mashup! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scaf…

Billy and Adam guess some sizes. In this episode, they go back to the gifts that Susie The Engineer gave them and play a game called, “Smaller or Larger.” The rules are simple, two items are listed and it is up to them to determine with is taller, wider, heavier or bigger. It’s harder than it sounds. Plus, new names for wrestlers, an NBA playoff up…

Billy and Adam try to figure out some lyrics. In this episode they play a game gifted to them by the legend, Susie The Engineer. The game provides them with commonly misheard lyrics and it will be their job to try and figure out the right lyrics, artist name and song title. Honestly, it’s a blast. Plus, a look back on the Cadillac of flip flops, ta…

Billy and Adam pursue trivia. In this episode, they refer to a trivia website to see who knows the most about arts, history, science, entertainment, geography and… general. And as it turns out - trivia is pretty hard! Plus, Italian viruses that Billy knows, Shakespeare facts that Adam doesn’t know and music (sort of) from Billy Joel! Theme: Send Me…

Billy and Adam cover a half dozen topics. In this episode, they refer to the No Joke Public List to guide their conversation on subjects include Fennel, Breakups and Marty Michael. Plus a discussion on the NBA playoffs, Chris Smith’s upcoming one man show and the sounds of spitting in a spittoon! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy S…

Billy and Adam study Shakespeare. In this episode, they take a look at early 2000s movies that were directly taken from Shakespearean stories and try to guess which plays inspired them. The Lion King, She’s The Man, 10 Things I Hate About You and more. Plus, Billy and Adam discuss Jesus’ superpowers, invent a board game for babies and come up with …

Billy and Adam rank ghosts. In this episode, they celebrate the resurrection of Christ by honoring other people who returned from the dead. Slimer, Casper, the Christmas ghosts. The big dogs. Plus, a shout out to “If I Were You” ending, Auto Zone being the new O’Reilly, dog-based car problems and new approaches to haunting sounds! Theme: Send Medic…

Billy and Adam have that dawg in them. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s 8 week old puppy, Luna, and her effects on his life. Sleeplessness, cuteness and Instagram posts. Then, they discuss famous cartoon dogs. Clifford, Scooby, Droopy. You know the pups. Which are good? Which are bad? And how exactly do their cartoon owners clean up their poop…

Billy and Adam aim to name some killer pranks but get trapped talking about O’Reilly Auto Parts. In this episode they learn that they have a secret sponsor and they don’t know how to feel about it. To combat their confusion, they make a list of demands for O’Reilly. Tinted mirrors, soda fountains, big towels and more. Plus, a few family friendly pr…

Billy and Adam celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day by determining if he is the best Patrick. In this episode they honor March Madness and do a Patrick Bracket. Ewing, Danica, Neil Harris and more. Plus, improvised Irish blessings, text messaging with God and why it’s okay to throw some animals in the ocean! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Bi…

Billy and Adam audition for the red, white and blue. In this episode they take the American Citizenship test. What is the constitution? Who runs the Executive Branch? And what is Adam’s state capital? Plus, a recap of their recent trip to the red carpet, a stars and stripes scoring system, off the menu American trivia, multiple pledges of allegianc…

Billy and Adam name some celebrities… again. In this episode the play the guessing game where they have to identify celebrities by their birth names. Who is Melissa Jefferson? Who is Onika Tanya Maraj? And is Weed Kitty a good stage name... or not? Plus, the return of Matty Camera and the introduction of Eddie Moat! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to th…

Billy and Adam solve riddles… for kids. In this episode they figure out word games, math problems and cleverly designed questions intended for children. Plus, Thursdays in college, magma coming out of Adam’s nose and the sounds of looking for riddles in the forest! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri /…

Billy and Adam play a celebrity-based guessing game. In this episode, they give each other the birth name of actors, musicians and famous people and it’s the other person's job to guess who it is within 5 questions. Then, Billy and Adam give each other new stage names. Find out who is Matt Camera, who is Mr. Memorable and who books the big audition…

Billy and Adam play in the white stuff. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent trip to the mountains… and to a Big 5 sporting goods store. Snow sneaks into gloves, Lebron becomes the all time NBA points leader, and an unusually long discussion on moats. Plus, gator talk, rough puffs and a blind pants role play! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the…

Billy and Adam do their duty. In this episode they discuss Billy’s recent trip to jury duty, whether Adam could identify his own doody in a police lineup and the dangers of signing up for unemployment. Plus double flubs and motivational speeches in the mirror! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Ins…

Billy and Adam head to Sweden... in 2019. In this episode, they refer to a website that lists the most popular all time items at IKEA from four years ago. How many bookcases do they sell every minute? How much does a water pitcher cost? And should bags cost money? Plus Review Revue, “going in the cart” and bad improvised commercials! Theme: Send Me…

Billy and Adam go back to the No Joke Public List... again. In this episode they briefly touch on nine more topics that the Naysh has requested. White People Food, France, State Fairs, Marty and more. Plus, a new approach to the opening line, Elaine on the vacuum, sweet holiday messages from NJP listeners and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the…

Billy and Adam enter the chocolate factory. In this episode they compare and contrast the candies Willy Wonka was working on. Fizzy flying soda. Wallpaper you can lick. A candy that tosses you into pots and pans. You remember. Plus, the worlds richest people, 836 billion dollar microphones, the mystery of Ronald McDonald and more! Theme: Send Medic…

Billy and Adam celebrate Y2K. In this episode they reflect on the fears and excitement that came with the New Years Eve 1999. Where were they? What did they do? And did the computers actually explode? Plus, why Adam decided to leave Twitter, the two year anniversary of the January 6th insurrection and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Fol…

Billy and Adam determine the best No Joke of 2022. In this episode they reflect on the top eight episodes from the past year in a bracket format to see which had the best vibes, jokes and b-stories. Was it the pickle jar? Was it the summer camp? Was it Hieronymus? Plus, Kirsten Dunst, Adam’s Hot Little Hand, Predictive Text and more! Happy New Year…

Billy and Adam take a look back at No Joke in 2022. In this episode they briefly discuss every episode they recorded this year. Then, they choose their favorite eight episodes to compete in next week’s 2022 Episode Bracket. Who can forget the episodes, “Words That Rhyme With Boat,” "Hawaii Part 5" or “Milk?” Billy and Adam can. Plus, the World Cup …

Billy and Adam say please and thank you. In this episode they discuss manners. Why do we put napkins on our lap? What are the officials rules on farting? And why should you always have an Arizona Iced Tea in your car? Plus, Adam eats every bird but a turkey, Billy shuts his mouth and they silently give themselves the finger! Theme: Send Medicine - …

Billy and Adam go global… again. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the other 16 World Cup countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Last episode they learned which country is the second flattest and which country makes ink from shellfish. In this episode, they learn more details on new nations to get you “ready” for the upco…

Billy and Adam go global. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the 32 countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Which shouldn’t you give a thumbs-up in? Which doesn’t have a river? Who’s national logo is a young man urinating and which country refuses to say please? All of these facts and more! Plus two songs from Snakes! Theme…

Billy and Adam explore their animal instincts. In this episode they discuss the skunk currently trapped under Adam’s house and what it will take to remove it. Then, they decide on the best-of-the-worst animals to live with. Stink-free skunks, non-biting rats or raccoons who won’t grab you. Plus, the Grape Nuts war rolls on, parakeets wearing diaper…

Billy and Adam milk this episode for all that it’s worth. Discussions include the right milk temperature, is it possible to drink a gallon in an hour, the Grape Nuts fallacy and more. Plus fiber, funnels, sleep deprivation, grocery etiquette, booster shots and a game of milk tennis! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitte…

Billy and Adam take a dip. In this episode they discuss good dips. Salsa, guacamole, queso. You know the dips. Then, they question what makes a dip. Is soup a dip? Is pudding? Then, they get to the bottom of Sweet and Sour sauce. Why do they only come in fast food orders? Why not fridge size? Plus, the Harvard Sailing Team musical, a Hieronymus rem…