We review Francis Ford Coppola's polarizing, self-funded, $120 million dollar, sci-fi epic, Megalopolis. A film forty plus years in the making, which possibily predicted 9/11, is jammed full of oft-disjointed dialogue, Shakespearean theatrics, experimental cinematography and effects, allegedly THC-fueled throughout, undergirded by undergraduate phi…

We talk about the state of Horse Race 2024, and each camp's various attempts at outreach and appearing human-esque. Tony Hinchcliff more like "Tony Should Jump Off a Cliff," amirite, folks?? Then Tim reports from the field about Ana Kasparian's supposed mental breakdown and we get into the whole wide world of youtube leftist gossip shows (just one,…

Enter the Extremely Above Ground Bunker of the mind, gather 'round the hearth, warm your hands by its digitized fireplace, and settle in for: Journalist Jeremy Loffredo being freed from the tyrannical grip of the Most Moral Police State in the World. An in-depth examination of one of the most mindboggling interviews in recent memory, with some Grea…

Facial recognition's in the supermarket aisle: up to no good or good no to up? Just how happy were migrant laborers to be working through the floods and the record shattering hurricanes? These QR codes are out of fucking control. John Mulaney takes the AI industry's money and mocks them mercilessly for it. What's it like to attend Jordan Peterson's…

The sadly beautiful and beautifully sad Human Experiment™ as seen at 17,000 miles per hour. Continued. Transmitted from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker once again. Some lurking into the strange world of GㅇㅇGㄴㅌMaps as it relates to bizarre, yet officially reviewed places within the walls of the White House. Some off the cuff remarks about USA dome…

We convene, mashing our zany and/or very hungover energies together, to discuss various bribery schemes to make people profess certain political ideologies or vote in certain directions, as well as contests to go "hawking" with RFK or whale watching with him and his wife. Kamala's having trouble using words. Obama's letting his subtlety game slip a…

Another spate of global happenings as seen/transmitted from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker by Heat Death of the Universe's cosmonautical microphonist, Joshua Nomen-Mutatio. The Memorial to the Victims of Communism in Ottawa has run into a little Third Reich-ish type snag recently. The slowmotion sea change on Ukraine continues as more and more h…

We discuss the subjective documentary Room 237 in which a handful of obsessive armchair theorists share their various interpretations of Stanley Kubrick's masterclass in splicing arthouse ambiguity with genre trope driven narrative, The Shining. What's in between each frame in these frame-by-frame analyses? North American genocide? Freudian treatis…

Curl up with a good doom scrolling device and get real cozy in the Extremely Above Ground Bunker and step into the spotlit amphitheater of the mind as Josh sifts through piles of current geopolitical events including but not limited to: More vile threats/"jokes" about beepers coming from elected officials. US Department of War spokespeople being he…

The British version of Joe Rogan tries to get deep about the true meaning behind Kamala's platitudes with reknowned pompous blowhard Eric Weinstein. Evangelical Christians on the verge of taking the Christ out of Christianity and how does this relate to organized labor in the United States? MAGA nation takes on the oppressors over at Big Baseball. …

More transmission compiled and sent during human moments in World War III, from the atom mother satellite's heart in the Extremely Above Ground Bunker. US-NATO-Ukraine relations push the planet ever closer to committing seppuku with a big ass nuclear warhead. Ansarallah will hopefully form an alliance with the astronomers of the world and wage war …

October 7th: The Play: The Movie: The Musical: The Coupon: The Ride Eve Fartlow wants us to know her deep suffering, her righteous laughter at dead and mutilated civilians, and appreciate the thousands of years everyone has enjoy the humor and intellectual achievements of her people. Tom Cotton found to be Freudianly slippin' on main. Also, been ca…

I begin my full orbit around the Earth while positioned over southeast Asia, delivering my observations upon terra firma via the podcasting apparati. News items (ordered, more or less, from the most grim and bleak to the least) from the following nations are commented upon and delivered: Lebanon Israel Italy Yemen Afghanistan Russia USA Mexico Ecua…

Well-established all around degenerate piece of shit, Dr. Phil, does some good ol' fashioned genocide whitewashing in an exclusive interview with one Bibi "The Butcher of Palestine" Netanyahu. AI music scams in the grand grifting USA tradition, as old as the Republic and what this nation was built upon + AI cries for help and roboticized tears. Joe…

Transmitting for a second time from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker, encircling the Earth at 17,000 miles per hour, witnessing 16 sunrises and sunsets per day, detached from mother gaia's fullest grativational embrace. These Are The 10 Worst Ads Exploiting The 9/11 Attacks New Popular Front rallies French to save democracy from Macron-Le Pen coup…

We belatedly note the recent appearance of Labor Day and talk through the "weird history" of how newspaper boys, ages 7 to 12, formed a union and brought two towering newspaper publishers to their knees in the summer of 1899. After that, we discuss a new documentary called Doom Scroll: Andrew Tate and the Dark Side of the Internet. We talk Tate but…

The inaugural episode of The Eschaton Review, a podcast within a podcast. Peering down upon the globe from his Extremely Above Ground Bunker, in solitude, Josh will relay the events unfolding on the fractitious Earth below. Today, the following happenings were monologued about: Nicolás Maduro declares Christmas to be on October 1st this year. Who D…

Please enjoy this infomercial and trailer for this upcoming podcast within a podcast, a little thing I like to call The Eschaton Review. Special thanks to Heat Death Familial Unit Member, Jason D. Newland for the wonderful title. Expect something to land in your RSS feeds by Wednesday, September 4th, 2024. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9…

We talk about three lawsuits. It's exciting, I swear on e'rythang. We read an amazing prophetic divining of the future year 2051 by some fantasia-fueled Party cheerleader who thinks voting blue no matter who will usher in a utopian age. What's going on with all the "ceaselessly fighting for a ceasefire" by the Politics of Joy USA Party? Joe Biden h…

We talk through the week's display of the Demonic Nuremberg Callousness convention. Also, a splash of hilarious and horrendous hasbara. And we make sure to be Fair and Balanced™ by mocking Jizz Dance Vance's latest rally paraphernalia, look at how Trump continues to lash out and seemingly give up at the same time, RFK's bombshell endorsement of Tru…

Donald Trump is dumb. Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?? I call him Donald Dump. Disney is one step closer to being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnispresent. And the descendant of Fulgencio Batista y Zaldívar is heading up their legal team in order to meet these ends. Do CEO lives matter? Does boycotting work? Or is Starbucks j…

We're back after missing a week due to Tim's being down with the sickness. We talk about Kamala's Last Walz, how Julian Assange was right and fuck the DNC, the psychotic state of Israel and its riots for and 'spirited debates' about the right to rape detained Palestinians, those kooky Olympic shenanigans, Trump's waning will to power and waxing wil…

Is it really Joever? Or has it Joenly Joest Jeejun? Aaron Sorkin out-dumbs himself again. (Plus, we're so psyched for his Jan. 6th movie!) Dialectical ruminations on JD Vance/Jeb Bush, the Jiggle Billy style origins of Mountain Dew, erotic couch speculations, etc. The dumbest Smart Guy™ since Aaron Sorkin, Curtis Yarvin is now the philosophical con…

Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good Look We talk RNC. We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? USA cares not 'bout the ICJ or ICC, just ask Nicaragua, for one. Trump is absolutely not fighting the deep state, is just another neoc…

Hear ye, hear ye! Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) joins Josh while Tim's away not covering breaking news of Donald the Trump being shot in the ear and hilariously sealing the fate of the nation. We discuss all manner of shit before and after this news breaks in real time, including 90s dual-film-re…

Because there is nothing going on in the world, in history, across the infinite spatio-temporal expanses . . . we watched a movie that Time forgot or never knew to even try to remember, Wilder Napalm (Trailer & Full Movie). Adrian DeLaTorre (@b00tz2big, Never Seen It) joins us once again to meditate upon a timeless tale of two brothers who can gene…

Thanks, Joe! Listen, cornfatpop, I've always said you're fit as a ponyfaced fiddle! See the endorsement video here: President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast! Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org More From Timothy Robert Buechner Po…

Discuss the hilarious reactions to the presidential debate as massive swaths of the population suddenly realize and/or admit Joe Biden's obvious senility which many maligned people have been screaming from the rooftops since 2019. Julian Assange is free! Good news so unbelievable that's it's surreal. For once. Absolutely unhinged Israelis and their…

We talk about and often over the first of three 2024 presidential debates between two uniquely unhinged and brain-damaged purveyors of straight up foolishness—LIVE!—as it unfolded before the world's horrified and jaded eyes. First attempt at doing anything video related with the podcast, so apologies for the glitchy quality of the actual debate vid…

We finish discussing the latter three episodes of The Daily Wire's mind-bogglingly unfunny anti-woke abomination, Mr. Birchum. But before we dive into all that we have a brief free-form conversation that contains talk of feeling like having been forced into secret time travel due to public menaces like Adam Carolla and Tucker Carlson seeming to not…

Amazonian tribe gets the internet for the first time via Elon Musk and its society immediately degenerates into financial scams and porn addiction. Pair of Evangelical weirdo fascists upset about the name of a quaint seaside Californian town taking the 'Christ' out of Fuckin' in the Backseat Lover's Point & Makeout Ridge. Chinese People Exist...BUT…

Briahna Joy Gray booted from her job for crimes against zionistic propaganda. Joe Brandon one million percent shat himself on stage while memorializing D-Day. LGBT-GOP? Delusional or really delusional? Dark Brandon pleases Blue MAGA by doing exactly what Red MAGA wants. Nikki Haley signs munitions ("Finish them!") that will be or already certainly …

We discuss The Daily Wire's latest original "entertainment" programming, Mr. Birchum, which is shockingly unfunny and politically stale even by Daily Wire standards, all thanks to Adam Corolla's insistance that people will love the musings and non-adventures of his wildly beloved woodshop teacher character, Mr. Birchum. It's so fucking unbelievably…

Quick Q&A in our accidental new segment Korea Korner. The ICC, the ICJ, and belligerance and mafioso style threats made by Lindsey Graham, Tony Blinken et al. Cartoonishly Evil Business Cabal's WhatApp Chat Gets Leaked, Consent No Longer Needs Manufacturing (+Remember Noam Chomsky being on the Epstein flight logs??) IDF threatens literal prepubesce…

Anthony Blinken rocks in the free world and eats pizza in a Nazi restaurant. [Factual correction: 48, not "like a hundred," people died in the Odessa Trade Union Fire.] Biden channels Dirty Harry and now we have three debates between him and Trump to look forward to. Huge windfall for the pharmacuetical amphetimine industry. Morning Joe gets righte…

We discuss the somehow fifteen years in the making, unhinged in all ways, crème de la crème of Bad Cinema—an animated kid's movie trying to cash in on 1995's Toy Story mania—Foodfight! We gather 'round the table of the theater of the mind with good-bad cinema coorespondant Adrian DeLaTorre (@b00tz2big) of the podcast Never Seen It and discuss all i…

MAGA diapers and brainworms. More brainworms abound in the form of the ever-mindnumbing Red Scare podcast and their recent strokefest with the most boring and incoherent and inexplicably valorized of "race realism" blowhards, Steve Sailer. They have a wonderfully stupid time being little "Noticers" together. Farha Khalidi is the actually intelligen…

All the elements for an explosion of class struggle are amassing aboard the Serenade of the Seas' nine month long world-spanning, sanity-teasing cruise. Obama 2008 campaign ad that used the WUSSUP! commercial to inspire the unwashed masses. Change. That's wassup. Four distinctly stupid theories about why these dern kids are making such a ruckus fro…

We return to the more standard format of a flurry of cornucopias of pastiches of mixed bags of different topics. Cucker Tarlson forcibly time travels us back to the culture wars of the mid 2000s by confidently denying that evolutionary theory is a viable reality. Anthony Fauci did not have to conspiratorily create HIV to be the heinous person that …

We dive into the widely heralded, earth-toned and Scorsese-helmed artifact of the mid-70s, The Last Waltz, with special guest Elicia McCoy. We discover extratexual tidbits, branch off into fractals of digression, share diverging and converging opinions alike, and generally have a hip and groovy time thinking about the Thankgiving Day 1976 vibes cre…

Before we talk about the overall phenomenon and legacy of Occupy Wall Street, we briefly acknowledge the final betweeted words of OJ Simpson: "Hospice? Whatchoo talkin bout hospice?" Referenced previous episodes: 124 - The Lost Boomer Death Squad Crossover Episode 070 - The CDC and Bill Gates: Normalizing Death 013 - WAR IS A RACKET! Commiserate on…

We go strictly off-the-cuff. Something not done since Episode 064 - Our 11th Hour Improvised Episode. Come for the hodgepodge, stay for the fun talk about getting arrested and locked up. Extreme sleep deprivation (for one of us). Fake news generator (perchance.org/newsheadline). Self-haircuts: yea or nay? The rhythm method. Struggling mightily to l…

We discuss the new documentary series The Program: Cons, Cults and Kidnapping and the inexhaustable ability to exploit and capitalize upon anything under the sun, including 'troubled teens,' 'at-risk youth,' etc. We talk about the micro to the macro regarding the Troubled Teen Industry (TTI) and Josh brings along some firsthand experience with work…

We talk about the origins, taxonomies, evolutionary arc and generally weird and grotesque nature of the broadly defined Manosphere/Redpill subculture. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) The Pickup Artist 2) The Dark Side…

Daniel Hale is finally out of prison and has written an article that asks why he was locked up for the same crime Joe Biden has openly admitted to (although Joe's motives were far less noble than Daniel's). Jordan "Stop! Or My Dragon of Chaos Will Shoot!" Peterson continues to publicly lose his mind and keep the grift alive and well, redmeat-induce…

We're joined by Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) to sift through the news rough in search of humor-diamonds and various truth-gems. Asking the difficult questions like, Where have all the good porn parodies gone? And why's cash being left on the table with the absence of an I ♡ Huckabees meets the T…

We ring in 200 episodes by answering randomized questions to get to know us better. Before that, we cover a few topical news bits and shoot the shit with VIP guest Jason Newland. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations Jason's Recommendation: Pluto Tim…

What's often lurking beneath the surface of libertarianism via Penn Jillette. Will a socialistic revolution create a lowered age of consent? & the demarcation between toon and non-toon pornography & celebrity endorsement deals with the Israeli government via Vaush and Tiffany Haddish. Highly digressive "Red Scare Scrounge Up". Navalny's false marty…

After we address some news items of the day, we assemble at the General Council of Anthropomorphized Astrological Signs, along with good-bad cinema coorespondent Adrian DeLaTorre (Never Seen It / @b00tz2big), and discuss the brand new Jennifer Lopez vanity project / perfume ad / EPK for her new album / movie (?) This is Me...Now. Described to us in…

Just as we did in the infancy of this podcast in the fall of 2020 (008 - I'm Thinking of Ending Things) we cover the latest Charlie Kaufman (screenwriting) project: an animated children's movie about how we're all hurtling towards death (sorta), Orion and the Dark. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Fo…