It’s Halloween, so we cover the rest of the Goosebumps series, all the stuff we didn’t get to. Plus, stick around for a bonus review that…WORMED its way in because I’m stupid and counted wrong.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Some choice reviews. As in I chose them. Not as in having high quality.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Micro books from the Goosebumps Haunted Library Thrillogy. Hey, they’re not THAT micro. They’re a good size.Από τον Helpful Snowman

We finally get a scary grandma in this Goosebumps version of a Choose From Many Ways to Die Adventure.Από τον Helpful Snowman

The Bone Chillers series, the only books guaranteed to change the temperature of your skeleton, leaving the rest of your body unaffected. Many resources were put towards verifying this claim. Don’t argue. It’s sciencetific.Από τον Helpful Snowman

A ghost writer ghostwrites the scariest book of all time. Unfortunately, we don’t get to read that book.Από τον Helpful Snowman

The Spinetinglers series, the books meant to tingle a certain part of your anatomy. Less dirty than it sounds.Από τον Helpful Snowman

The Are You Afraid of the Dark books series asks us if we’re afraid of the Canadian darkness.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Some little jerk gets some comeuppance in this tale of why working sucks.Από τον Helpful Snowman

This book features a rap delivered from atop a toilet. This is where this show peaks.Από τον Helpful Snowman

A contest ask What Gives YOU Goosebumps?!Από τον Helpful Snowman

Bee book? More like a B+ book!Από τον Helpful Snowman

Next stop: Horrorland. Followed by DumbLand.Από τον Helpful Snowman

We head to Pitts Landing, home of the famous Dolphins Baseball Squadron!Από τον Helpful Snowman

It’s merch time, baby! Commence the commerce!Από τον Helpful Snowman

The snowman covers RL Stine’s The Snowman.Από τον Helpful Snowman

It Watches in the Dark by Jeff Strand brings us the most likely successor to the Goosebumps throne. And hopefully the treasure room that I assume goes along with it. I’m pulling for you, Jeffy. Or Strandy. Whatever you prefer.Από τον Helpful Snowman

All of the books in the series of Bonechillers, books meant to affect the temperature of your bones. This was a serious medical problem in the 90s.Από τον Helpful Snowman

This one is called Blowtorch@psycho.com. I mean, that’s just nuts.Από τον Helpful Snowman

A girl cries monster, and Pete unearths a deep, dark memory of Goosebumps past…Από τον Helpful Snowman

Be careful what you wish for…especially if you wish for a novelization of a TV show based on a novel.Από τον Helpful Snowman

All the Deadtime Stories. All the dead, all the time, all the stories.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses homelessness and slaps god right in the face.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I mean, it isn’t, let’s be real, but as far a trying to boost the presence of this show in algorithms, IT MAY BE.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!Από τον Helpful Snowman

Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken basement!Από τον Helpful Snowman

A further exploration of the entire Strange Matter series.Από τον Helpful Snowman

We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.Από τον Helpful Snowman

The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!Από τον Helpful Snowman

Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well, okay. This is the OFFICIAL reveal, you pedants.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.Από τον Helpful Snowman

The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?Από τον Helpful Snowman

Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!Από τον Helpful Snowman

We talk books. MY books.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Travel hackery.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Snowbros, minor annoyances, being the rudest person in the room.Από τον Helpful Snowman

All my troubles are behind me now.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Bunny time.Από τον Helpful Snowman

In which I realized I blew it and did a boring podcast on accident instead of doing a boring podcast on purpose. I followed the money, made sure to go the other direction, and now we’re here.Από τον Helpful Snowman

More boring than the average podcast.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Product placement champs.Από τον Helpful Snowman

A self-interview with shocking results. Well, not shocking. And not really results.Από τον Helpful Snowman

The water of life, the pee of life. This is a very urine-soaked episode, everyone.Από τον Helpful Snowman

The Americanest of MallsΑπό τον Helpful Snowman

The most para of social relationships.Από τον Helpful Snowman

We choose some of our OWN adventures, and luckily we get one over on those stupid little dumbasses who have never seen Empire Strikes Back.Από τον Helpful Snowman

#JusticeForDioΑπό τον Helpful Snowman

eBay travails and a story about pathetic book marketing.Από τον Helpful Snowman

Some advice for dentists. GOOD advice that you JUST CANNOT TAKE.Από τον Helpful Snowman