Drink of the day: Sonic hard beverages Mango, Lemon Berry, Cherry Limeade. Jonesy and Blanco are in the bar. Times are tough and we are thinking about selling feet pics. That leads to a discussion on credit cards. We review things you should not ever do at Subway. We discuss absurd laws in the state of KS. We also weigh in on if Vabbing should be a thing. We shared a story of a man who grew a loofa in his shower. Sports is kicked off with our bracket challenge. We also want to know if the old BCS committee now works for the NCAA tournament. Chiefs free agent signings to date are rather lack luster.…

Drink of the day: Belfast bomb 1/2 pint Guiness. Shot is 1 oz Jameson, .5 oz Baileys, .5 oz Kahlua. Blanco and Jonesy open the St. Patrick’s day episode the only way we know how…Belfast bombs! We give a shout out to the oldest living married couple. We know we will never make it close to that record as we are too fat. We discuss what we would do if someone destroyed your wedding cake. We discuss the best Italian chain restaurants in America. We also weigh in on the best snacks for road trips. Sports is dominated by the recent signings in the NFL. We welcome the Mustache to KC.…

Drink of the day: Premade Jack and Cherry Coke. Jonesy and Blanco are back in the bar. We start it off by trying the Little Debbie Nutter Butter Cream pie. We pay homage to KC radio icon Johnny Dare. We reminisce on the shows 32 year history and what we will miss the most. Jonesy and Blanco are both done with day light savings time. It needs to end. Blanco’s neighbor’s tree fell in his yard and took out his tree. Jonesy sets him straight on how long he should wait for payment from the neighbor. Blanco is obsessed with the Brick by Brick Jordan’s. We lead off sports with the Geno Smith trade. We both are looking forward to the Chiefs finding a LT. We go over the Chief’s signings to date and discuss the Worthy saga.…

Jonesy and Blanco had a virtual hang so there was nothing special to drink. We chat a bit about “Landman”. Shockingly we are both fans but wish there was a whipped cream bikini. We debate how soon is too soon to move in with a significant other. What is the proper protocol for siblings splitting an inheritance? Blanco is not a fan of the rotting corpse flower. Jonesy is enthralled with the kayak swallowed by the whale. We test our knowledge of what you should do via a post sex check list. We talk “4 Nations” in sports. We are also happy the Royals are bringing back the all powder blue uniforms as the home alternate this year.…

Drink of the day: vodka gimlet 2 oz vodka, 1 oz lime juice, 1 oz simple syrup Please excuse our delay. We are a bit late due to technical issues. This is our Bowl of Supers special. We recorded at The Shop Cigar Lounge on Strawberry Hill. We were joined by Shop owner Mike Simmons. The fatties give our big game predictions while sipping cocktails and smoking cigars. Blanco gives his favorite prop bets for the game.…

Drink of the day: White Claw Vodka and Soda: Peach, pineapple, wild cherry, watermelon. Jones and Blanco are back in the bar discussing topics de jour. We partially break our rules and give our thoughts on a bill proposal in MS to fine men for masturbation. Thoughts given on a diner who felt it was okay to take money from the communal tip jar to help cover their tab. We found out BK is selling cheeseburgers for $1 this week. That leads to another fatty fast food discussion. Sports discussion revolved around our preseason bets and they are settled. Blanco rants on the “rigged” NFL theory and the media giving it legs. We wrap up with our thoughts on the conference championship games.…

Drink of the day: Nor’easter 2 oz bourbon, .5 lime juice, .5 maple syrup, top with ginger beer. Jonesy and Blanco are enjoying a cocktail and shooting the breeze. We reminisce about an old school Mexican restaurant we both love. That leads to a discussion on when it’s okay not to tip. We debate the Girl Scout cookie rankings from Food and Wine. We discovered we have not been brushing our teeth incorrectly for a long time. We wrapped up with Blanco’s picks for the conference championships.…

Drink of the day: Cherryosity bourbon, brown sugar, and natural flavors. Deep Eddy’s Lemon and Deep Eddy’s Lime. Blanco and Jonesy are back from their hiatus. Join us at the bar for story time. Jones gives a recap of their recent trip to Universal studios in Florida. Blanco relives his recent trip to Vegas. We round it out with the Fat Four for the divisional round.…

Drink of the day: Christmas rum punch 2 oz spiced rum, .5 oz lemon juice, 2 oz cranberry juice, top with ginger beer. Blanco and Jonesy are at the bar for their holiday special. We give Screwball egg nog a try. We make a case for restaurants to stop leaving the tails on shrimp in pasta dishes. Jonesy has a beef with Taco Bell. We talk about the most popular toy of the decade for the past 60 years. What were our favorite Christmas gifts as a kid. We kick off sports with the calamity of the Jets orgainzation. We give picks for the first round of the College Football Playoff. We discuss recent NIL demands. These folks are asking for a lot. We wrap it up with the Fat Four for NFL week 16.…

Drink of the day: Jameson Ginger and lime premade cocktail. Jonesy and Blanco are rambling at the bar again. We found a chef in Guatemala that cooks pizza using a volcano. That leads to talk about a mega volcano wiping out humanity. We give out take on the drone presence over NJ. Are the aliens coming from the ocean, maybe? We talk about the transfer portal in sports. We discuss the Lions season ticket holder banned for his verbal altercation with members of the Packers. The Chiefs are getting healthy, does it matter? The Fat Four is still making money, go get you some.…

Drink of the day: Manhattan 2 oz Reunion Rye Whiskey, 1 oz sweet vermouth. Cherry garnish. Blanco and Jonesy are back after a short hiatus. Bar talk ensues, we talk about a recent TikTOk trend of taping your mouth to prevent snoring. We touch on the latest privacy invasion that is your smart watch. We stroll down memory lane and talk some Girls Gone Wild and the Peacock documentary. Sports is kicked off with a story about Adam Schefter. The college football playoff bracket is announced. Blanco has serious beef with Georgia. We talk Chiefs as always and run down Blanco’s Fat Four.…

Drink of the day: Jaeger bomb 2 oz Jaegermeister, 4 oz Red Bull Blanco starts the show with his fantasy football punishment. We discuss the sale of our mortgages. We weigh in on friends that expect the sole employed friend of the group to pay for dinner. That leads to a discussion of our weird ass social media algorithms. We weigh in on neighbors and if we are obligated to talk to them. Blanco thinks introverts should get a pass. Our hearts are warmed by the new holiday menu items at Red Lobster. We take a Buzz Feed vocabulary quiz. Sports pop off with the upcoming Tyson/Paul fight. We reminisced about the golden age of Heavy Weight boxers of the 80s and 90s.…

Drink of the day Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar after being gone a couple of weeks. Life has been really busy for both of us. We are upset we missed our Halloween episode. We make up for it by doing a taste test of the original Big Mac vs. The Chicken Big Mac. Strange music leads off the discussion because Krizz Kalicko’s “Genius” is featured on the new Apple Intelligence issues. Jones is mad he sold out. Blanco is just waiting for his chance to grab the bag. Which leads to us remembering all the songs we have been introduced to via commercials. We also have discovered new music in Gentlemen’s clubs. Surprisingly good food can sometimes be found in strip clubs. Then we go down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories. Sports is kicked off with the retro helmet caps released by New Era. We talk a little Herman watch and top 25.…

Drink: Jack and coke Blanco and Jones are back at the bar. We talk about the new iteration of Beetle Juice. We discuss the newly released stuffing seasoned rolls. We are intrigued and are excited to try them. It has us craving Thanksgiving. We declare canned cranberry sauce far superior to homemade. We give some love to SNL because they have been crushing it lately. Long live “Weekend Update”. Sports is kicked off by discussing the “BTA” trend. We ask, what happened to sportsmanship. The Chiefs continue to roll. Their achilles heal is LT but they just keep winning.…

Drink of the day: Bacardi premade Rum Punch, Bahama Mama, and Pina Colada. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. This week we give our take on unsolicited lawn service from a neighbor. We talk about a Waymo ride that was way wrong. We give flowers to the Royals for making the playoffs and advancing to the ALDS. Are the Chiefs still marching toward a 3-peat? We round it out with Blanco's Fat Four.…