Can I Keep That Raccoon?...Am I The A-Hole?...New Scam Alerts -- PLUS -- Bryan's Lenten sacrifice, our News Not Making The News, peeing in the shower, and much more

What Are You Giving Up For Lent?...Trump Sports-Related Pardons...Would You Rather Wednesday -- PLUS -- no more brown bananas, 'stream cheating', our Entertainment Dish, and much more

Tell-All Tuesday...Mardi Gras Throws...Eggs In The News -- PLUS -- Mardi Gras hangover cure, migraine relief from McDonald's, women hate angry men, and much more

Spring Break Tip...What Now-Closed Restaurant Would You Bring Back?...MCRS Taste Test: Jon's Homemade Chili -- PLUS -- no crust!, our News Not Making The News, hot dogs and New York water, and much more

Farewell, Coney Island Cafe...Flyin' Bryan's "Box Office Bonanza"...Coney Island Owner B.J. Fokakis -- PLUS -- toilet paper shrinkflation, name your Gulf, the 'Parade of Planets', and much more

Wednesdays and Mt. Everest...Would You Rather Wednesday...The Most-Popular McDonald's Items In Each State -- PLUS -- Jones County survey, New York to London in an hour, our News Not Making The News, and much more

It's Only Tuesday...Dream Job Du Jour...Survey: What Is The Greatest One Line In Any Song? -- PLUS -- what Russia wants, an I.R.S. 'catch 22', are we becoming a queer nation?, and much more

Tom's Cooking Class Dream...Our News Not Making The News...Morning Crew Taste Test: Coke & Pepsi -- PLUS -- asteroid update, how flossing could save your life, give back that ring, and much more

The NHL In New Orleans?...An A.I. Love Survey...Flyin' Bryan's "Box Office Bonanza" -- PLUS -- drunk mowering, the Mississippi Booze Mafia, it's Mardi Gras in the Pine Belt, and much more

Instagram's "Dislike" Button...Ask The Morning Crew...Food & Drink Trending -- PLUS -- IRS scam, using potatoes as a heat source, our News Not Making The News, and much more