Nicole is an educator, a former sorority girl, an overall amazing woman and the August MILF of the Month! She joins Aimee and the MILFs discuss their college days, education, fostering and how Nicole is raising a tiny army of social justice warriors.Από τον Aimee Elliot

We are joined by the mayor of Milford himself! Rosco chats about starting a business in Milford (back when it was even wilder), shares his thoughts on the future of the fiord, and fills us in on all of the juicy details from the Nude Tunnel Run and Milford Pentathlon. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/themilfordsoundpodcast/Instagram: https://www.…

Our dear, enormous friend Paul joins us to reminisce on bar shenanigans, share some hopefully not incriminating tales, and fill us in on life fishing in Alaska! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/themilfordsoundpodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themilfordsound/ YouTube: Songs of a Blue Duck: The Milford Sound Playlist Theme song: Frozen…

The Secret Life of MILFs will be taking a break from weekly episodes until September. Tune in July 4th and August 1st for full length MILF of the Month epsiodes. “I think it’s important to take a break, you know, from the public eye for a while, and give people a chance to miss you. I want longevity. I don’t want to get out there and run myself rag…

The Secret Life of MILFs is thrilled to introduce June MILF of the Month: Michele! Our guest kept it real and really funny this week as she recorded her episode from the driver's seat of her minivan. The ladies discussed their offspring, why Michele goes hard on Halloween and what it was like to learn the sexy art of Chairlesque dancing. Michele al…

There are no words.Από τον Aimee Elliot

It’s the desensitization of Heather this week as Aimee introduces a fellow coworker in chaos that is an elementary school in 2022. We chat about the effects the pandemic has had on parenting, bond over our shared love of cats and most hilariously discuss the fact that Heather can’t say the word “p*ssy” without giggling. It’s immersion therapy this …

To celebrate Mother’s Day, The Secret Life of MILFs is proud to introduce the woman who literally grew one of your favorite MILFs from scratch: Aimee’s mom Pam! This episode may be a little more sentimental (and significantly less dirty) but Mama Pam doesn’t dodge the hard hitting questions…even if the answers are “hypothetical.”…

It may have been outside her comfort zone, but our May MILF of the Month understood the assignment. Shakyma has such a self assured and confident vibe about her, that anyone could learn a thing or two from her no nonsense attitude. She’s the perfect mix of seriousness and spice...and any woman who blasts music like she does while driving a straight…

It’s that time of the Season where I’m wrapping up my final episode and answering all my listeners Q&A! I will be answering questions submitted by you – and I can’t wait to get into it!! If you would like to join me in my Facebook group and be apart of an amazing community of busy mums and women, I would love for you to join and introduce yourself.…

Please give a warm SLOM welcome to a legit MILF Of All Trades and Aimee’s soul sister: Marcie! Marcie joins Aimee this week to share some incredible life experiences. Growing up in a religious fundamentalist community she dealt firsthand with toxic purity culture and all of the patriarchal bullshit that comes along with it. Her personal journey to …

Sometimes we all need to take a step back and focus on what's really important. So this quickie episode will tide you over until Aimee and Lindsey are back into a regular recording schedule. In the meantime, enjoy some classic ridiculousness from your favorite MILFs.Από τον Aimee Elliot

Lindsey is not right on top of that, Rose! We are all hands on deck to support our favorite Midwestern glamazon during her MILF-life crisis! She's feeling like a Jackass stunt in human form on the precipice of her Joker origin story, so be gentle or she might go for the jugular.Από τον Aimee Elliot

This episode is all about sharing with you my top tips for getting started on your health and fitness journey based on not only my own personal experiences but also that from clients!Από τον Andrea Schilf

You heard Kelsey Walker's incredibly touching story on Monday (and hopefully have bought her book by now!) But Wednesdays are for Hump Day Treats and ridiculous rapid fire questions for our featured MILF of the Month. Turns out our soul sister Kelsey has some spicy stories that will make your jaw drop and eyes pop! Contact Kelsey Walker https://www…

To celebrate a year filled with memorable MILF content, the ladies have officially kicked off their MILF of the Month series! Aimee and Lindsey are thrilled to introduce their 2022 April MILF of the Month: Kelsey Walker. Kelsey has a deeply moving story to share about her experience with abortion, PTSD and the loss of her sweet baby, Hope. We discu…

In today's episode I'm going to be talking all about how to set real expectations from the very start so you're not setting yourself up for failure from the very beginning.... "How long is this going to take me?" - in this episode you are going to be getting the real answer...Από τον Andrea Schilf

Cheers to one year of the OG MILFs being your hoe-stesses with the most magnificent mommy milkers on either side of the Mississippi! Aimee and Lindsey introduce the upcoming concept of highlighting a MILF of the Month to get some fresh MILF meat in the rotation (because how many times can we listen to Lindsey solicit someone to scissor?!) Tune in f…

In today’s episode I’m going to be talking about something I know that we can all relate to at one point in time and that is MUM GUILT, and why it can be so hard for us to get our heads around it and more importantly what we can do to help turn it around and start putting ourselves first when it comes to our own health and fitness related goals.…

Uncork your favorite bottle, unbutton your pants, and join your favorite MILFs After Dark for another round of Game Night! Find out who gets an audition or not with a few rounds of Smash or Pass? Then find out who gets a callback with a not-so-quickie round of Who Would You Rather?: The Johns. The gals wind down with their attempt at telepathically…

You've decided that you really want to get your shit together, you want to change your life and smash some goals! So you decide to go all in and cut out all the junk food, and start exercising 6-7 days/wk.... but only a short time in, the wheels start falling off. You start feeling overwhelmed and a failure because you just can't seem to stick with…

May this episode act as a warning shot to men who end up in the DMs of our listeners. Please do not use our followers list as a hunting ground or face certain roasting by our MILFs (even *if* one of them tells you she sleeps naked!) Not wanting to just chalk this up as the price of doing business as a pretty girl on the internet, Aimee and Lindsey …

Let’s face it, if somebody were to say to you that they want to start eating better, “cleaner”, healthier, the first thing that runs through your mind is that pictures of plain chicken breasts, plain steamed veggies, plain salads, no sauces or condiments, and restricting certain food groups… But it doesn’t have to be like that – in fact it shouldn’…

The ladies are straight up not having a good time mah dudes. In this catch up episode, it’s very much a love letter to the tune of “F*ck you Corporate America. P.S. Your Education System Sucks.” Cause if you can’t joke about it, what’s the point?? Aimee may or may not be sexually harrassing her new TikTok friend in the mere existence of this episod…

"I'm just not as motivated as you" "I'm not feeling motivated to do what I need to do" We've all heard those words before - I've even used them many times myself! Today I will be talking all things motivation and why relying on being motivated all the time is a sure way to keep you stagnant in your growth or change because your consistency of getti…

Belen joins us in our long awaited (we hope!) return to podcast land. Beautiful chats about moving to New Zealand, lasting friendships beyond Milford, and more! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/themilfordsoundpodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themilfordsound/ YouTube: Songs of a Blue Duck: The Milford Sound Playlist Theme song: Frozen…

The real question this week may be: Can the MILFs have a conversation that doesn’t include scissoring? The short answer is a resounding NO. As per usual the ladies take a hard left somewhere and descend into scissoring insanity. Scissoring, seriously? Or seriously scissoring? You be the judge.Από τον Aimee Elliot

You know that feeling – going to the pantry or fridge and opening the doors and just to stare blankly into them looking at what you can eat…. It’s like you just have this urge to want to put food in your mouth – slices of cheese, biscuits, chips, lollies, chocolate…. And the funny thing is, you’re not even sure if it's hunger!!! In this episode, I …

...or did she?! Aimee recounts her first experience purchasing some marijuana now that it's legal recreationally in New York. Maybe she accidentally bought herself a bushel of weed... In her defense, math is hard!Από τον Aimee Elliot

I am kicking off my very first episode with all things about me and my own personal story!! In this episode I will be sharing the good with the bad, the struggles I’ve faced as well as all the lessons I learned along the way. Join me in what I would call a very personal journey to the woman I am today.…

“Exercise more, eat less” is the common mantra that the health and fitness industry likes to promote so no wonder mums can feel hopeless when they feel they have to fit in hours and hours of exercise a week just in order to get a result! In this episode, I break down what is really required in order to get those changes you are after and where you …

“I’m too busy for that” “I don’t have enough hours in my day to exercise and prep food” There’s no doubt about it - Getting into the best shape in your life is hard. Even harder when you've got to juggle the kids, work, family and the responsibilities of life in general ...but is it impossible? Far from it. In this episode of the show I will be sha…

What you can expect to get from the show and what's in it for you!Από τον Andrea Schilf

What better way to celebrate our 50th episode and Galentine’s Day than a sex toy review?! Lindsey shares her (alleged) karmic plans to close the abuse cycle with a sociopathic ex-boyfriend while Aimee’s on standby with money for bail. The MILFs then share their personal collections and describe which toy makes them squirm, scream and squirt. Becaus…

Don't call it filler when this is clearly a fluffer episode! The gals catch up on Lindsey's latest gay adventure with her corporate homo-husband. Plus a shocking twist to the age old question of "have you ever done a rusty trombone?" Get your poppers and Red Bull ready, honey, because it's another beautiful MILF Monday. Follow Childless MILF Toni o…

What makes a MILF? The ladies chat this week about reclaiming the term for the matriarchy and expanding its definition to be more inclusive. There are even some tips for the dudes to exude DILF energy! Plus a fun little update from our favorite philanthropist: Lindsey's tiddies. The Vagina Monologues - The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy http…

Content Warning: addiction, alcoholism Join the ladies while they discuss Lindsey's evolution from sloppy drunk party girl to solidly sober and learn what NOT to say to an alcoholic. If you are struggling with addiction, please know we see you and we love you. It's never too late to ask for help. Book mentioned in this episode: This Naked Mind by A…

The MILFs are back to their regularly scheduled rambling this week! It's a hodge podge catch up episode where there's talk about everything from nipples to navels, plus a very random DM that just might be the start of a great MILF adventure. Strap in (and strap on) for the best part of Monday!Από τον Aimee Elliot

The threesome you’ve always wanted continues with Part 2 of our interview with Certified Sex Coach (and our future sex cult leader) Kristen Thomas! If you aren’t ready to take notes for this one, why are you here?! Kristen teaches us proper HJ technique, how to correctly use a penis pump and answers the age old question of, “Can every vulva owner s…

Being authentic is the MILF motto for 2022 and what better way to ring in the new year than have Certified Sex Coach (and literal Sex Goddess) Kristen Thomas on the show?! We covered keeping kids out of the bedroom, if monogamy is realistic, sex toys and oral/penetrative vaginal sex. (All with the assistance of prop puppet Parker Pussy!) I guess it…

The MILFs ask the hard-hitting questions this week: Was anyone naked in the pool? Any scissoring? Any scissor fingering? What's the deal with scissoring anyway?! Can we talk about dicks? And BIG dicks at that? Will this podcast get Lindsey fired? Don't miss another peek inside the mind of a MILF!Από τον Aimee Elliot

Let’s go on a rocketship to the moon MILF Gang! It’s an auditory journey of “The Circle” a la That 70s Show and Lindsey is feeelin’ the vibes. Aimee is in desperate need of a Twitter guru and MILF merch is officially in the works! Are you ready for a sneak peek!? Lindsey also live tweeted her psychedelic Christmas lights bus tour with fan favorite …

It’s a Grey's Anatomy/Corporate Hell crossover episode this week as Aimee earns some much needed rest and relaxation after her latest medical crisis (appendicitis, OUCH!), and Lindsey fakes it 'til she makes it at her new position (at work, ya pervs). Catch Lindsey on the Empowered Eating Podcast and discussed her experience working with Lauren Bol…

This week you get a glimpse at the secret lives of a couple of MILFs After Dark. Lindsey and fam run into several podcast listeners at First Fridays in the Crossroads of Kansas City - including Birdie from Effing Candle Company and Dave from the Taco the Town podcast! Did you feel a twitch in your pants this week? Lindsey finally knelt down at the …

Aimee has COVID. Lindsey has diarrhea. Inmate 69 is dead. Do your lips match your nips? Thanksgiving is such a drag.Από τον Aimee Elliot

Please give an extra special warm MILF Monday welcome to our first on-air guest, Mistress Mia Payne! The lesbian dominatrix (who submits ONLY for masculine women and exclusively dominates men) joins Aimee and Lindsey to chat BDSM, bratting, spank therapy, and sensory play. How did Mistress Mia get into the lifestyle? You'll have to listen to find o…

Gird your loins, grab your bus pass, and buckle up as Lindsey's Pussy is back in the driver's seat! This week's show the MILFs chat about fisting, Lindsey's terrible/good influence, stepping up our Pussy Power, and starting a sex cult (find out *WHO* Lindsey wants to bend the knee for 😝). There is also a sprinkle of witchy woo woo with Aimee having…

It's an Aimee centric episode! The pillow princess unlocks a new chapter in her "accounting" venture and dips her (camel) toe further into the lady pool.Από τον Aimee Elliot

Trick or teet with the MILFs in this spoogetacular Halloween: The She-quel episode! It's one hell of a Would You Rather questionathon guaranteed to make your nips harden with frights and delights!Από τον Aimee Elliot

The ladies channel their inner Sanderson sisters as they chat all things ooky and spooky. There's a sprinkle of creepy with some two-sentence horror stories, some fun nostalgic walks down memory lane about candy, costumes, and pirating video rentals... and a LOT of Hallo-wiener jokes along the way! Let's get f*cking weird, shall we?…