One last mailbag, plus Brent & Jenna's thoughts on the series as a whole.Από τον Fandalites

Rachel died & all I got was this stupid bladeshipΑπό τον Fandalites

Guess who's back, back again David's back, it's a terrible CYOA bookΑπό τον Fandalites

Tune in to this week's Fandalites for the least romantic marriage proposal imaginable.Από τον Fandalites

"Let's get loaded and get out of here" --NaomiΑπό τον Fandalites

ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE GOVERNOR? CW: There's discussion of child abuse in our final z-space transmission. If you'll find it distressing, please skip the last 5 minutes of this episode.Από τον Fandalites

Find out why lawyering is useless and means nothing on this week's Fandalites!Από τον Fandalites

FEATURING ANDALITE POKEY MANSΑπό τον Fandalites

Games mentioned in this episode: Unknown Armies Misspent Youth Henshin! The Burning Wheel MasksΑπό τον Fandalites

"What kind of animorphs book you want ghostwritten?" "Just fuck me up, fam"Από τον Fandalites

In the beginning there was a bird person gamer, and he said "let there be memes" and it was good.Από τον Fandalites

Leave it to Beavers this week on Fandalites!Από τον Fandalites

The ramp-up part 2: there's a Visser in my Hummer HoleΑπό τον Fandalites

If you don't live dangerously, Rachel's leaving.Από τον Fandalites

Cassie goes "down under" in this special antipodes edition of Animorphs.Από τον Fandalites

We like Taylor more than the Helmacrons, but both are extremely unschweet. The unschweetest.Από τον Fandalites

It's another fucking Helmacrons book, everybody! Thanks. I hate it.Από τον Fandalites

Life’s cool when you share your head! Join us on this week’s Fandalites to finally understand war.Από τον Fandalites

Are you there Crayak? It's me, Jake. Drink along with us! Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #4: Rachel - Warrior Princess 1 part Crater Lake Gin 1 part King's Ginger liqueur 3-4 dashes Scrappy's Firewater tincture Sparkling Rosé pince of edible pearl dust Shake gin, ginger liqueur, firewater and pearl dust with ice. Pour into a champagne flute, top with c…

It turns out the Andalite bandits were here all along - they’re a beautiful suburban gay couple. Also all bees are comrades on this week’s Fandalites!Από τον Fandalites

They seen they principal's dick, and then the dracon beam blew up the buffaloΑπό τον Fandalites

The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate. All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!Από τον Fandalites

Did they just Let the plane Go? And crash wherever? Oh no okay they Crashed it into the yeerk pool 1998 was a different time OH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NOΑπό τον Fandalites

Thrill! At the astounding adventures of Doc Visser. Gill! At the sinister plots of the inscrutable Nartec. All this & more in this months Fandalite Tales (30¢ at your local newsstand)Από τον Fandalites

There is no room for random chance in the limited human cosmology of this week's super-sized Fandalites!Από τον Fandalites

Marco’s dad has a girlfriend, & Marco is a HUGE jerk about it. The Animorphs are not exactly the poster children for mental health week on this episode of Fandalites!Από τον Fandalites

2 Minds, 1 BodyΑπό τον Fandalites

We built this community center! We built this community center on rock AND roll!Από τον Fandalites

A collection of outtakes from Fandalites Episode 32 that didn't do much for the episode, but Brent liked them enough to share. Named by @AngryAria.Από τον Fandalites

Being killed by a tunnel, or turning into a cockroach? It's a real Rachel's Choice on this week's Fandalites!Από τον Fandalites

When pizza's in a Sanrio Rip you can have pizza anytime because time no longer maters. Fuck time."Από τον Fandalites

"But what is the giraffe for?"Από τον Fandalites

Jake makes bad decisions: a story in one actΑπό τον Fandalites

They got the metric system in France, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Yeerk isΑπό τον Fandalites

Get ready for some dark teen business on this week's Fandalites. Drink along with us! Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #3: Tobias - Red Tailed Hawk 1/2 part Galliano 1/2 part Killepitsch 1/2 part fresh lime juice 1 part brandy splash of grenadine brandied cherry for garnish Shake brandy, Galliano, Killepitsch and lime juice with ice. Pour a small splash …

Five Eels Blown From the End of a Fire Hose Arcing Through the Air Toward a Burning BuildingΑπό τον Fandalites

Ax discovers that four legs is not always better when he struggles with the sentience of cows in this (surprisingly) not Cassie-POV book. Fandalites will return after these messages.Από τον Fandalites

Oh my god ax ate a snail with his hoofΑπό τον Fandalites

Keep Air Hoods™ Brand Anti-Asphyxiation devices out of reach of children due to risk of accidental asphyxiationΑπό τον Fandalites

Dr. Pepper™ Presents: Andalite Chronicles Book 2 - Alloran's Choice (an Elfangor side story)Από τον Fandalites

Part 1 of 3! Brent & Jenna dive headfirst into the Andalite Chronicles, careful to keep their hooves out of the gore.Από τον Fandalites

JAKE AND CASSIE KISS!!! Oh, yeah, also the Ellimist sets up a Space Jam with the alien devil. Why would anyone ask for help from this clown college? Find out on this week's Fandalites!Από τον Fandalites

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A ANIMORPHS BOOK INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE EXTREME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORPHS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARCO. I DO EVERY MORPH AND I DO EVERY MORPH HARD. MAKIN SHLOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME VENBER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPE…

Go forth, mighty podcasters! Go forth into the internet! All the airwaves shall tremble before the Fandalites. All will obey us. All will be our slaves. For only we are truly worthy to be Lords of the Podcast. - Posthumous Exhortation of the Emperor. From the log of the Fandalite ship, Galaxy Blaster Read along with us! Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW…

Alan. Fucking. Fangor. Read along with us! Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW Book 25: http://a.co/3ZrwRDWΑπό τον Fandalites

This episode is the biggest bummer yet. Rachel makes some hard choices & struggles with making some hard choices. The Animorphs are Outrageous, insane, out of control, and violent in this week’s Fandalites! Read along with us! Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW…

The David situation escalates! Learn about the Letterman code, hologramception & those fucking popular kids in this week’s Fandalites. Read along with us! Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBUΑπό τον Fandalites

There's a new animorph in town - Brent and Jenna feel *very* differently about him. Come hear Brent rush to the defense of a white male sociopath in this week's Fandalites! Read along with us! Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KCΑπό τον Fandalites

Hork-Bajir Chronicles part 2: Esplin is somewhat competent so... what happened? It's the entire series in miniature on this week's Fandalites! Read along with us! The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyGΑπό τον Fandalites

It's Hork-Bajirisode #1! In which we learn some upsetting things about Andalites, the Hork-Bajir are very chill, and at least the grass tastes fine. Read along with us! The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrDΑπό τον Fandalites