Ever tried to chase away the blues with a Papa John's pizza? Today, we explore just that—alongside a heartfelt message to our buddy BJ, who’s facing the challenging transition of being 'on the beach.' Emotions are running high as I recount the rollercoaster ride of post-Morning Show Boot Camp life, where the struggle of seeing talented friends exit…

Ever thought you'd find yourself in a hot tub filled with Lucky Charms? That's just a taste of the chaos and hilarity we're serving up on the Scotty Don't X Show! I'm here to regale you with tales of outrageous antics from the BJ Shea Show, like the time I cleverly snagged a Nintendo GameCube by mastering the art of outrageous acts. And let's not f…

Quick Recap at the start: Ever find yourself on the receiving end of a surprise firing because of a prank that didn't quite land? Picture this: Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, at your service—well, until the ill-fated laughter of a few grandkids led to my immediate exit from a major mobile company. Join me as I relive this bizarre moment from my career, refle…

Surprise Style Firings: Ever found yourself in a pickle because of a practical joke? Picture me, Scotty Don't X, at the dog park, sun on my face, K9 sniffing away, recounting my unforgettable brush with the "Jack Mehoff" incident. What began as a simple attempt to lighten the mood with a particularly angry customer spiraled into a comedic saga of c…

Ever wondered what it's like to lose a legend? The recent and unexpected departure of BJ Shea from KZOK left many of us in the radio community reeling, especially since his new role there had just begun this past January. Join me, Scotty Don't X, as I share personal stories and memories from our interactions over the years, including when BJ banned…

Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disney World. From dodging a potential hurricane in Orlando to wrestling with a time-travel conundrum due to a…

Ever wondered why someone who plays the piano gets a fancy title like pianist, while race car drivers don't get labeled with something quite as eloquent? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel this linguistic conundrum, diving into the fascinating etymology of words that shape our understanding and highlight the stark contrasts in cultura…

Episode # 30 - What do sign makers use for picket signs when they strike? Get ready for a chuckle as we explore this and other offbeat questions on the 30th episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! Join me for a hilarious ride through a game of "Two Stupid, One Smart," where I dig up bizarre internet queries like the fate of synchronized swimmers when o…

What really keeps Teflon from slipping off your frying pan and onto your dinner plate? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel the sticky science behind this slick kitchen marvel. From the fascinating history of Teflon to its miraculous non-stick properties, discover what makes this technology both a kitchen hero and a maintenance must-kno…

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Come along as we unravel this puzzling enigma, and many more, with a healthy dose of humor and a sprinkle of historical insight. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the lexicon as we ponder why a cake baked in a pan doesn’t magically transform into a pancake, and how shipment and cargo took on…

What do humanitarians eat if vegetarians munch on veggies? Tune in to the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we untangle this whimsical riddle with humor and insight. We take a light-hearted journey through the curious minds of Reddit users, exploring how the term 'humanitarian' is all about promoting human welfare—not snacking on Homo sa…

What if the internet's transformation into a breeding ground for wannabe comedians is more tragic than comedic? Explore the curious ways online culture has morphed everyone into self-proclaimed jokesters, often forgetting the crucial elements of wit and subtlety. This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show boldly tackles the chaotic blend of humor and …

Ever wondered how much a sequel can rely on nostalgia before it loses its spark? That's the big question in Episode 25 of the Scotty Dune Text Show, where we give you our spoiler-free take on Beetlejuice 2. We grapple with the fine line between honoring a classic and keeping it fresh, and let’s face it, talking about movies without spoilers is a tr…

Does your partner's passion for car restoration leave you feeling more frustrated than fascinated? Join us on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we tackle a listener's dilemma: should they ask their husband to abandon his beloved hobby of fixing up classic cars? We explore the fine line between an enriching pastime and an all-consumin…

Imagine dealing with unpredictable, sometimes downright disturbing callers while hosting a public access cable show in early 2000s Seattle. Join me as I walk down memory lane, sharing stories from the Scotty Dune X podcast and my adventures with colorful characters and controversial content, including the infamous incident involving unlicensed porn…

Is the Illuminati pulling the strings behind the scenes, or is it all just a load of hooey? On this electrifying episode of the Scotty Dunt X Show, we serve up conspiracy theories and secret societies with a side of humor and a dash of skepticism. Get ready to laugh out loud as we dissect the absurdities of these outlandish claims while pondering w…

Have you ever wondered what it's like to throw an axe, collect hairballs, or engage in competitive punning? You're in for a treat on this episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! We venture into the world of quirky hobbies that are as fascinating as they are offbeat. From the thrilling rush of knife and axe throwing to the nostalgic charm of pet rocks a…

Ever wondered how a simple bar of soap could spark a competitive spirit? Or how a wooden hobby horse could lead to a thrilling race? This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show promises to uncover the quirkiest hobbies you never knew existed. From the high-stakes world of bug fighting, where real insects battle it out, to my soap carving escapades that…

What kind of person willingly traps ferrets in their pants? Find out as we explore the bizarre and frankly unsettling world of ferret legging—a hobby that's as controversial as it is peculiar. We question the ethics and sanity behind this practice, sparing no judgment for those who subject our furry friends to such antics without their consent. Exp…

What if the ultimate champion of your favorite candy could be determined through a series of intense, thumb-crushing battles? On this week's Scotty Don't X Show, we explore the bizarre world of M&M battles where one man's quest to crown the top M&M raised some surprisingly interesting questions. Along the way, we dive into the delightful oddities o…

Ever been to a CD release party with a breakfast spread so divine it included fresh pineapple? Join me, Scotty Donst, as I take you back to those glory days of Z100 Portland’s Morning Zoo and the incredible Dan Clark, the brain behind many of their best moments. This week, I recount the time I attended one of their iconic events and followed it up …

Ever wondered what happens when a radio intern tries to turn a station van into a wrecking ball for the sake of dominance? Or how conserving battery power in an electric car race at Toys R Us can lead to an unexpected victory? Episode 16 of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition is packed with hilarious and outrageous moments from my days at Z100 P…

Have you ever wondered just how much it costs to replace a deployed airbag? It's more than just a number; it's a glimpse into the high stakes world of road travel. On this adventurous leg of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition, we're sharing the real, often surprising, stories from the road. From the nuances of driving etiquette to the shocking …

Ever wondered what it's like to experience a road trip through high-tech smart glasses? Join me as I journey from Vancouver to Seattle for an unforgettable Mariners game at T-Mobile Park, all while exploring the amazing features of my Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses. These aren't just any glasses—they capture still pictures, record videos, stream music,…

Ever wondered what it's like to explore the bustling concession stands of T-Mobile Park during a Mariners game? Join me as I share my adventure at the KZOK Strike Zone event, where I (In the scorebook, a strikeout is denoted by the letter K. A third-strike call on which the batter doesn't swing is denoted with a backward K) navigated the maze of ta…

What do the moonwalkers, a clock, and a dozen donuts have in common? The magic number 12! Join us on a whimsical journey through the myriad facets of the number 12 as we unpack its significance across cultures, sciences, and everyday life. From the 12 intrepid astronauts who left their footprints on the moon to the 12-year cycle of the Chinese zodi…

What if the way we approached mental health care in the past was fundamentally flawed? Join me on the Scotty Don't X Show as I take on my best NPR impression to explore the dramatic evolution of mental health care from the 1980s to today. We'll uncover the dark days when stigma was rampant, and mental health discussions were taboo, to our current e…

Remember the days when big hair and neon colors ruled the world? Buckle up for a nostalgic ride as we take you back to the 80s, an era filled with quirky charms and unforgettable memories. We'll revisit the carefree times of bouncing around in the back of station wagons, making spontaneous Dairy Queen runs, and navigating the simple joys of pay pho…

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Why do we put ourselves through this? Caring for a dog means understanding that our beloved pet will likely pass away before we do... I don't have the answer on this one, I can't solve for X - but we can have the discussion... Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, n…

In this action-packed episode, we barely explore the mind-bending concept of living in one of the nuclear targets, the joys and challenges of off-leash dog parks, and the overwhelming impact of social media. Oh, and I went WiLd on the audio at the end. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX a…

Time Travel - what tapestry would you unravel? And, if your species is given time travel, can it keep it? Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!Από τον ScottyDontX

Welcome to Episode #3 - where I share too much I am watching some exciting changes in myself - still processing Morning Show Boot Camp lessons and receiving positive feedback from other attendees since I started putting out these podcasts. High Lights: New show feature, missing from the prior 2 shows... Where did the "Freelance Personality Caller" …

This is the second episode of the pilot series. I'm not flying anything, and these aren't even TV shows known for having a single pilot episode. This is my second in an unknown limited series of Pilot episodes. In this episode, I ask you to open your hearts and thoughts to those in the business who are getting laid off. The number is growing daily,…

What can you do with equipment, time, and your first Monday back home after attending https://www.morningshowbootcamp.com/ @MSBC36 in San Diego? Put on your first long-postponed podcast. Without a thesis. Without a target audience. Without a trapeze net. Let's do this anyway! Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Ye…