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It Doesn't Sound Sexy by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

What Makes a Guy Gay? by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

Everything Bad Happens Before 2AM by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

Don't Call Her a Trooper by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

Is This Thing On? by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

Some 'Ploding Going On by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

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Get a Life, I Need a Parking Spot by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

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Yes, Yes He Did. by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

It's just a number. by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

Am I Freebirding Too Much? by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

NOT Electrocuted While Peeing by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

No Breaks by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

Don't Get Blood On The Carpet by Kyle SouzaΑπό τον Kyle Souza

Do I like getting caught in the rain? No. Is it going to kill me? I already gave up witchcraft.Από τον Kyle Souza

Not everyone does it, and no one should do it.Από τον Kyle Souza

It is like reverse psychology, but with fate.Από τον Kyle Souza

No one looks at my wife and thinks "basketball", and rightly so.Από τον Kyle Souza

The "pumpkining" has gone too far!Από τον Kyle Souza

Instead of abbreviating a well know phrase my grandma will shorten a whole sentence to just the first letters, or as she would text me: IOAAWKPMGWSAWSTJTFL.Από τον Kyle Souza

Yes, yes I can - stop trying to trick me into validating your terrible taste buds.Από τον Kyle Souza

I don't regret saying "no", and definitely could have regretted saying "yes".Από τον Kyle Souza

What am I doing with five dozen donuts?Από τον Kyle Souza

Your dad makes "yucky brownies" that are just for adults?Από τον Kyle Souza

There has just been too much going on lately.Από τον Kyle Souza

I don't watch sports much, but when I do, I have questions.Από τον Kyle Souza

If you have a twenty person team, and you each have one year of experience, you do not have twenty years of experience, you just don't.Από τον Kyle Souza

I want to be VERY CLEAR, I am talking about listening to a podcast together; just listening to a pod cast, NOTHING ELSE.Από τον Kyle Souza

I don't always make good decisions.Από τον Kyle Souza

Home has a great soundtrack and some good moments, this one is Jaspyn's favorite.Από τον Kyle Souza

The disappointment on her face was so real.Από τον Kyle Souza

Oatmeal raisin is the worst of the "popular" cookies.Από τον Kyle Souza

You ever tell a waiter "You too!" when they tell you to enjoy your food? It's kind of like that.Από τον Kyle Souza

The dogs were having fun.Από τον Kyle Souza

And it looks like Liam still doesn't like Bono.Από τον Kyle Souza

It's corny, but I think it's hilarious.Από τον Kyle Souza

Missing one little letter can make a big difference in what you're trying to say.Από τον Kyle Souza

If it looks like a trash bag full of trash you're going to have a hard time remembering that it's not.Από τον Kyle Souza

The good news is, I've learned how to change a diaper since then.Από τον Kyle Souza

Apparently my three year old likes The Beastie Boys.Από τον Kyle Souza

Mazzie has nine nipples... NINE.Από τον Kyle Souza

No one's buying that.Από τον Kyle Souza

You're necking out in the open and I'm the weirdo?Από τον Kyle Souza

My dog is not smart, cute, but not smart.Από τον Kyle Souza

I'm not saying I'm a good person for doing it, but I did it and it worked.Από τον Kyle Souza