"It's like God gave you something man. All those stories that you can make up, and He said, "This is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it."" Welcome to Episode #32 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to Annie about her crush on Stand by Me (1986). Disappointments Does you being awkward absolve you of making people uncomfortable? In the in…

"If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions, it is not love, but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus." Welcome to Episode #31 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to himself about his crush on Emma Goldman. Disappointments: Is it called the Britannia Encyclopedia? In the 1890s, would you need to…

"I imagined Many Moons in the sky lighting the way to freedom" Welcome to Episode #30 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to himself about his crush on Cindi Mayweather. Disappointments: Was this too ambitious? Should you have used more sources than just those you found by searching "Cindi Mayweather" on Google Scholar? Should you have just left…

"I worked 12 hours a day, seven days a week for years. Being a comic book artist is like sentencing yourself to life imprisonment at hard labor in solitary confinement. I don't think I'd do it again." Welcome to Episode #29 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to himself about his crush on Wallace Wood. Disappointments: Is "being pretty excitemen…

"If she loves you then she will turn around and see you ... turn ... turn!" Welcome to Episode #28 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to Shandana about her crush on Shah Rukh Khan. Disappointments: How is it possible that you still don't know how to use a microphone? Do you have any new questions, ideas, thoughts? Did you not think about how to…

"I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion." Welcome to Episode #27 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to Alek about his crush on Mia Sara. Disappointments: How did you forget Matthew Broderick's name? Do you know how to set up the microphones? Should you have known Uncle Buck was a John Hughes film? Michael Leader (Den of Geek): Looki…

"I ask for nothing / I can get by" Welcome to Episode #26 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to Georgette about her crush on Esmeralda from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Georgette's Podcast: Just the Tip and the episodes "It Makes my Cu*t Wet" and "Anal Mindset" Twitter: @Just_Georgette Instagram: @Just_Georgette Killing Kittens Manches…

"I feel sorry for you, you zeroes, you nobodies. What’s going to live on after you die? I’ll tell you — nothing, that’s what!" Welcome to Episode #25 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to Girl on the Net about her crush on Rik Mayall. Girl on the net's: Website: girlonthenet.com Audio Porn: girlonthenet.com/audio-porn Twitter: @girlonthenet Pat…

"I'm not a cat, I don't say meow" Welcome to Episode #24 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to Anna about cats and Cats. Disappointments: Was it being proved wrong that made you shit on the idea of the Jellicle cats? Were the effects discussed in Pan's Labyrinth computer generated? Should you be so critical of a musical you haven't seen? Does t…

"I never take my skates off" Welcome to Episode #23 of Crushing Disappointment. Matt chats to Ed about his crush on Rollergirl. Disappointments: Does naming this episode "Rollergirl" come across as passive-aggressive rather than amusing? Did The Hangover come out in 2008? Should you send out the questions in advance? Elaine Lipworth (The Courier Ma…