Manage episode 365235499 series 2426026
This week, the vampires are coming, and they have sunscreen! Audrey is an "uber vamp" who is supplying vampires with impossibly high sunscreen and homes in the valley so she can take the world back from humans one property at a time! I have no idea where the vampires have been living if not in houses, but don't worry about that, right? Bud tells his wife and daughter that he is a mild-mannered pool cleaner, but he is secretly a badass vampire hunter and the secret has taken its toll on his marriage. If he can't get the money together for his daughter's tuition and braces by Monday, his wife is taking his daughter across the country to Florida. Bud has one week to kill enough vampires to get the money together, but dealing with a fang pawn broker isn't providing the dollars he needs, so he gets his friend Big John to pull some strings and get him back into the vampire hunter's union. The union boss hates him, however, and sticks him on the day shift with his spy Seth to get Seth to write up all Bud's union violations. Bud unknowingly kills Audrey's daughter and so the "uber vamp" goes after his family in revenge! Oh no! Will Bud be able to shoot his way out of this problem??